Ian Hyman

Purdue Grad. Full Time Life.

[Ian Hyman @ihyman]

@StephenAtHome The Red Book didn’t stop when the Quest did. Sam, Merry & Pippin kept writing in the margins. Your Late Show volume closes; append your next leaves to America’s copy. We’re still turning pages. #RedBook #LOTR #Colbert

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@littlecaesars dropped the ball and cancelled our order minutes before our kids Little Caesars themed birthday party. @tacobell to the rescue.

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@ATT @millerr006 Naperville Illinois is down

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@dunkindonuts @BenAffleck where can I get that pink Turtleneck and shoes to finish the tracksuit outfit.

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@chicagosky where’s the best place to pickup an Allie Quigley jersey? My daughter wants to be her for Halloween.

[Ian Hyman @ihyman]

I wish you could mark texts as unread after reading them.

[Ian Hyman @ihyman]

@Hallmark placed an order online today, called to cancel it 2 hours later. Was told you were unable to cancel even though it has not been pulled or shipped. You’re hope is customers forget or mess up the return because of complicated return policies #shady #poorcustomerservice

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@goodr @TraegerGrills Will you guys do something together finally!!!

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@ManduhSutton Sure you do.

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@timehop Just was curious how many people have larger streaks?

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So to recap, the same generation that ate #tidepods took down the Wall St. Elite this week. #gme #WallStreet #wallstreetsbets #whatwasinthosepods

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Perfect cut @LouMalnatis

[Ian Hyman @ihyman]

Our little girl turns 3 on Tuesday, but with everything closed we had to cancel her party. Help us make it extra special during these crazy times. Sing happy birthday, or send her a birthday message! We will show and read them to her! #kelseyturns3 #staypositive #bopeepparty

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@goodr these are about 6 months old. Only ever get water or sweat on them. And the lenses are starting to run off when I clean them.

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@LGUSSupport any support on this to fix the WiFi connection for a new 3700 Washer??

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@BWWings found the empty mozzarella stick, what do I win. #HappyEaster #oneinamillion

[America’s Got Talent @AGT]

When you crack an egg for the first time. #AGT

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#CCRFreshmanFanVote John Konchar (IPFW)

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@GoDaddy this is some crazy line.

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@McDonalds have to pay for a small cup of hot water? Really?