Vivek 🥂

🦅 I'm here to socialize

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

This generation has the most fucked up perspective on love

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

Proposal so GOATED that it covers your entire feed, giving you FOMO you never signed up for

[Aarohi Tripathy 🇮🇳 @aarohi_vns]

Monday morning

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

21st June is the longest day of the year but since it was a Sunday, it ended in just 3 hours.

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

A good morning text, a safe drive message, remembering your favorite snack—love is often that simple.

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

Being an adult is funny. You spend the whole day convincing companies to hire you, and the whole evening convincing yourself that everything is fine while chilling alone with snacks and existential thoughts.

[🧃 @jigar_042]

i need a relationship where we’re both constantly finding reasons to touch each other. not even in a horny way. just in a “i like being near you” way

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

India's Got Latent was trending until Virat arrived with footwear and a mission.
#One8GlobalPremiere

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

At this point, Jackie Shroff has carried that plant to more public appearances than he has launched Tiger Shroff movies.

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

@unstablehoeeee What happened

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

Me wishing papa happy father's day.
Him:

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

POV: Got featured by 4 pages. I've already prepared my "thank you for 1M followers" speech.

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

Did anyone read the last line of the disclaimer?😂

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

@unstablehoeeee Maybe the right guy is your self-improvement project.

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

@iamshreytyagi Peak satire. Captured the character perfectly while keeping it genuinely funny

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

The Trump parody had the voice, the hand gestures, the confidence, and the random detours. That's not an impression anymore, that's method acting.

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

@DrSumitSriv A five-minute honest conversation could solve what people spend five months overthinking.

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

Cocktail 2 is basically attractive people making emotionally expensive decisions in beautiful locations while the audience sits there thinking, "Bhai ek honest conversation kar lo, interval se pehle movie khatam ho jayegi." 🍸😂

[Vivek 🥂 @ihyvivek]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing feminism with the Taliban

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@Pejuola_a Data entry executive