Brim Chose

proud to share the username of my old roblox account. yes, i did have a builders membership. dm for more details.

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sometimes when im sad i make collages of my step grandma

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@SharkWaffles_ Agreed. Thanks for following me on this journey Cal 🫡

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Fun fact, he did

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i just want a man to fall in love with me and take me to the utah metropolitan ballet’s production of peter pan. is that too much to ask??? (probably.)

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“damn me and the homies hate sex trafficking” -that one guy i went out with once 2 years ago

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my high school best friend just had a kid. i really don’t know how to react correctly to this situation. prolly gonna try comparing it to having cats and see how she responds.

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@MikinnaMcHoes you are correct which is why she should do it

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i’m currently trying to convince my friend to dress up as megamind when she delivers her baby. i should be studying for my chem exam.

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@mldiffley __Taylor Swift___

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my little brother said if the 49ers don’t win the super bowl he’s gonna “pull a straight bri and kill himself” so it’s good to know ive made my little brother funnier through all the trauma i gave him.

[Calvin Barrett @SharkWaffles_]

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 1,215 words.

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a large majority of my friends on snapchat are guys i hooked up with once or girls i don’t remember from the bathroom of a bar. if that doesn’t tell you how my life’s going, idk what does.

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i think i just got hit on by a badger?

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@PicturesFoIder

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one of my favorite hobbies is commenting “i ship it” on wedding anniversary posts

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@PicturesFoIder ur mom

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i know there’s not a god because we don’t fart bubbles. that’s my main source of evidence.

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nothing says “i go to school in utah” like an engagement ring company tabling in the busiest hallway of the university.

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@s8n nothing, they just can’t reach it

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is it considered offensive for me to dress up as the little mermaid for halloween now..?

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my little brother keeps yelling koszonom because i told him it’s hungarian for fuck you. it means thank you. he keeps aggressively thanking people in hungarian. #koszonombitch

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you can always count on me to be grossly irreverent when it comes to suicide