mylifeisasham

kill me

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

watching star vs the forces of evil on disney+ with subtitles on and whoever's job it was to spell yvgeny bulgolyubov here just completely gave up

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@_fucktwt @iilluminaughtii I don't know how reliable this website is. I tested it with a few things and it could accurately tell when I put something AI written in, and when I put in human writing. And then I put the intro to her apology video in it and... funny coincidence, right?

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@markiplier lmfao mark what did you expect from us

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@elonmusk if you’re being serious this is honestly the best thing in the world thank you

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@JayKubzScouts You probably won’t think this is funny but this makes me cackle every time #tomatoJay

https://t.co/ZBrmIHwppt

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@TanqROfficial Yo people keep thinking I'm you when I alt. I feel like we have to have an epic showdown. TanqR vs That One Smurf Everyone Thinks Is TanqR. Come slap my ass in a 1v1 and reclaim your throne you coward.

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@Mattnetic @sammy03246464 @Wizard101Devs @KI_Ratbeard Are you actively trying to ruin PvE? Not only that but “fixing” Jades so that the few trolls who do set in 1v1s, is going to ruin the balance of 2v2, 3v3, and 4v4. Will you not be happy until PvP is just low damage hits with no one to support? At the cost of PvE???

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@JayKubzScouts I don’t remember if this was played in an episode already but it’s a classic. #tomatoJay #tomatojay https://t.co/cXIy8rHacK

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@AhMaislis @JarettMcleod @hazelundrgrxund @Jack_Septic_Eye I agree

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@Jack_Septic_Eye That’s good cause we love your videos ❤️🍀☘️🍀

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@Jack_Septic_Eye oh boy

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@JayKubzScouts If that’s the case idunno if I wanna touch it, you could get E. Coli from that

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Who wants a free one? RT this tweet + follow @youtooz and I’ll pick a few people next week

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@GrandPOOBear @kelpsey_ @AndyLaso “...you’re supposed to sneeze into your antecubital fossa.”

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@iambloxtun Making a stage a skip trap is NOT cool. Even if you're giving out a free code, it's still not an okay thing to make a stage literally impossible without skipping.

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@Jack_Septic_Eye @markiplier this is honestly the funniest shit

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@JayKubzScouts I’m sorry?

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@JosiahBrooks Me and my friends were playing Skribbl and my word was jazz so I tried to draw your avatar from memory with a mouse,,, what do you think?

[GrandPooBear @GrandPOOBear]

Giveaway! 2 Winners will get to pick the console of their choice, tons of ways to enter including Liking and Retweeting this tweet!

https://t.co/zuWFNEdH3O

[mylifeisasham @iiShamWOW]

@Aprilthecontor1 @JayKubzScouts You’re right! Maybe I should have made a joke about that...