The Mighty DarkSeid

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[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

Drake: Cardi B:
Keke do you love me? Ewwww

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

Bet

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

You lucky he ain't beat your ass

[Nkunz’ Emnyama @SibuKubeka]

Had a fight with the little man earlier before he left. He just came back and the first thing he did was come to be to check if I'm still mad at him 🥺

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

Don't wanna feel suicidal anymore

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

K

[Liz🇩🇴🇭🇹 @liseimy_]

Let’s get married next year

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

Pray for me

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

@El_Megga They'd never find the body... I'll just leave the head so they can identify that beach

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

That's probably a mental illness... Mixed with incest

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

@El_Megga @randomguy000004 Nah unc..i ain't calling my hoodie a jumper... Never!!
We probably use like 50% of British English...

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

@El_Megga @randomguy000004 Well... That's forgivable... Because we get our English from everywhere... Ours is not purely British nor is it purely American... 😂 😂

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

@Cousama_O3 Uncalled for

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

I think I saw you there...
Was you wearing a bike helmet... Thru whole game?

[Ç @Cousama_O3]

Otherwise, Loftus was electric today

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

That's a body

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

@GTA__Civilian Smh

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

That's like 4 hours... 3 barbers trying to tackle that big ass head

[Tšhimangadzo (˘̯˘ ) ™ @GTA__Civilian]

Hair cut & church tomomo.

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

@s_y_d_n_ey @Overgaard44 @prime_jordan1 From our youth now... They still lack that captaincy leadership... Some potentials but I'd keep it to our goalkeeper

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

Yea because yall just become too nasty...
Why would you wanna have sex on top of the cashier whilst pouring gas at the gas station????

[Rorisang ♠️ @sangscript]

How true is this?😂🤭

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

@RakgadiKoolKat imagine spectacles that can see inside animals.
Like... You wear them and you can tell that the egg inside your chicken is still half done... Like a half moon...
Or seeing that your dog doesn't have a brain... Or a snake just got laid... Because dopamine is there

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

I feel insulted 😭😭💔💔
Just when I was about to wake up my wife and tell her this amazing idea that'll make us billionaires 😭😭😭

[Boipelo @SelloDiboka]

Is this what your family and friends have to deal with everyday???

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

I now know how to identify aliens by gender.
If the alien has 3 titties... It's a female...
But If the alien has 3 titties... It's a male...
So that day I saw 2 aliens with 3 tiddays and i knew that they were lesbian 🤦🏿���♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️

[Boipelo @SelloDiboka]

I see you got tired of watching aliens kiss.

[The Mighty DarkSeid @iiitsAndy]

I don't like being touched

[Ayo @__ayo_n]

Tips on giving a heart-felt hug