kelli.

26. she/her. taurus. twitch affiliate. watch at

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[Harram @_harramm]

i’m so sick of old, white men destroying a future they’ll never have to face

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

[autist @litteralyme0]

me choosing which game to delete for more storage

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me 5 minutes after saying I'm just resting my eyes:

[𝕊𝔼𝕍𝔼ℕ @sevander_]

used to be a gifted kid. now i just lie down a lot.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

My favorite part of the day is when I'm like this in my bed

[Steven @StevenTnyc]

Catwoman after robbing a jewelry store

[Acyn @Acyn]

Sanders: We’ve got a president of the United States who—

Crowd: Boooo

Sanders: I agree

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[໊ @sonohoor]

the best thing a therapist ever told me is “you’re not lazy, you only have a certain amount of energy and right now you’re using it all to survive” and i know someone else needs to hear that too

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school