martha beatrize ☆

🪐 nasa 3 for 100 sa ukayan

[martha beatrize ☆ @iimbhea]

huhu i love my bf so much hes the only one keeping me grounded and sane kahit walang preno ang pagbigay ng tasks

[martha beatrize ☆ @iimbhea]

there are thea people sa elbi scene who can sing better than this tf

[ً @haIfwaydown]

cant even say mid bc its just plain awful i fear the face just wont be able to save it 😭

[🐱♡✨ ☽̶☾ @oryanaaah]

As a probinsiyana girli, Cinemalaya films are my multo kasi I also want to watch them sa big screen pero most of the time NCR lang sila. I was only able to watch Balota sa sinehan kasi umabot siya sa province cinemas siguro dahil sa sales and its relevancy spesyali at that time.

[kit @ryufiedz]

ready na sana mag order e

[Pаo Ching-ming 📕 @doushabao07]

White people see Filipinos trying to write in english and think Ya thats chatgpt

[dot @nbgirlboyfie]

even putting the authoritatively insisting it’s ChatGPT aside, “the earnestness of an embarrassing paragraph written by an actual human who is just excited about something” is so unsolicited, patronising and racist lmfao

[🍊 @orsnges]

mahal na mahal kita jollibee

[a. @anamorphisis]

We must nuke the maid owning class

[Nasa suking tindahan na ba? @sukingtindahan]

🚨 Nasa suking tindahan na 🚨

[jeff⁹ 🇹🇷͜͜͡͡✯ @JeffNihility]

these are the nastiest responses I've ever read in the twitter history

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @coIormetrue]

this is soooo 😭😭😭😭😭

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

“shoutout sa boyfriend ko kasi LDR kami, wala kasing signal kasi taga-ibang nation siya”

Vice: “Anong nation siya?”

“Imagination”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA TANGINA HAPPY PRIDE MGA BADING 😭🏳️‍🌈 #ShowtimeHappyPride

[koyuki is watching hotd @queerdowager]

they called the fire department bc they thought the #hotd promotional billboard was on fire HELPPPAJSDJADJ

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I WANT YOUR LOVING AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE, YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE

[daniella🎾 @swingvolleyy]

dunking on an up and coming player cuz *checks notes* she celebrated her win against current grand slam champion world #2

[Jonathan cortez @jnthncrtz27]

HAHAHA TAENA DA BEST TALAGA KAPAG MAY MGA TAMA YUNG CONTESTANT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#ShowtimeTalakEra

[Sethy @Brizksie]

when your circle small but y’all all crazy

[mic @viceganda]

“Ano capital ng Pilipinas?”

“Letter P” idc this diva is actually right 😭 #ShowtimeLaroAngTalakan

[vej Ⓔ︎ @badwistouch]

funniest episode so far of this season's miss q&a 😭 yung lauff ko nung halos di sila makasagot sa mga tanong ni meme 😭😭
#ShowtimeLaroAngTalakan

[naya 🪐 @elisyxrae]

JWKAHAJAJWHWJAJAHSKAJAJA

[cob @sillierdeadite]

i think about this performance a lot