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[cay @koralinadean]

ARGENTINA HAS BEEN DEFEATED EVERYONE FCKING CHEEREDDDDDDD

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[cj- @cjnieI]

Waist this yanked in a winter coat you bitches wish

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

this will go systematically unnoticed for god knows when, and not a single entity will do a thing to slow it down let alone stop it, not even fake condemn it, and when Palestinians are pushed to explosion the world will act like Palestinians have started a new cycle of violence.

[Monkey D. Soprano @BrokeGamers__]

They’ll struggle at the start then Reed is going to tell Ben and Johnny to stall while he heads to his lab in the Baxter Building to build a “fuck you nigga die 3000”

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[B @iimyourcollar]

@SweetestisRich What do u play on?🤓

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

shit gets very serious when don’t smile comes on shuffle

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

this pussy is equipped with a long range intelligent missile defense system

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

.@KlayThompson

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Beyoncé released 'Lemonade' 10 years ago today.

The album sits on Rolling Stone's list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

[neo @redfieldyaoi]

imagine needing to use the restroom and peeing yourself because you couldn't find the 3 golden bottles of poppers needed to unlock the door

[cole @juul_survivor]

Opening my banking app after a 3 day long manic episode

[espurr @espu_urr]

if u see me getting dove by an iron fist with this skin on please do NOT save me i am exactly where i want to be

[ponyo @ponyo1000000]

my bed is on fire mama im so scared

[Mike @mikenewyawk]

This is just a regular saturday for a hells kitchen gay

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Qué lo qué! 🇵🇸🌴🇩🇴

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

how do people in countries that dont have halloween dispose of used razorblades

[victor @40sqft]

you walk into fulton tryna find the brooklyn j train & end up in the 9th ring of hell