Sarah Bear 🐻

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

I dont mean to be a backseat dj but my Playlist can out Playlist your Playlist 😂

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

God forbid I speak my mind about literally anything 🙄 ffs. 😤

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Washed cabbage from the garden, let it soak. Saw a caterpillar floating in the water, tried to give it chest compressions. Mission failed, dont think I could revive him. 😬

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

The only reason im afraid to die is that ya'll are gunna make me look like an idiot.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Is it just me or does a trip to Canadian tire feel like an adult amusement park?

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

God must've invented massage therapists, just saying.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

To every person that has ever hurt me, thankyou. 😈 cause you already knoe, everything i do i do out of spite. im beyond stoked for summer, big tings coming.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

There is not one day that goes by where my dogs don't look at me at least once and go "wtf mom".

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Monetize what gives you dopamine.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Hey curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

I am number one female carpenter in all of Edmonton.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

"You won't like me when I'm sad. I become the incredible sulk."

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Don't slut-shame. Slut-celebrate. 😂

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Unless you really want to talk to me. Stop fucking talking to me.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Just because I'm sober DOES NOT mean I don't want to play beer pong 😂

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

In change there is both, an element of choice and an element of chance.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Its raining it's pouring, basic bitches are boring.

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

"The best revenge is success. Keep winning and make them shrink into irrelevance as I grow into my potential."

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Damn I have never unfollowed someone so fast. 😂

[Sarah Bear 🐻 @iincredible]

Anger is a compass not a flaw.