sibs

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[sibs @iiszeee]

my boyfriend is sooooo jealous of elvis 🤪

[àlex @nuggetb0t]

?????

[sibs @iiszeee]

“who is phil & why is he so good at the harmonica”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

[using the bene gesserit voice] have fun and be yourself

[sibs @iiszeee]

omg forgot to tell u guys i just got a new job at the local burp & twerk! come thru

[sibs @iiszeee]

the put ozempic in the water in mexico

[-NIYAPAPIYA @theeflygal]

I’m deleting tik tok off my sister phone...

[sibs @iiszeee]

with each tetris level i complete i feel more & more like i could do anything in this world

[sibs @iiszeee]

ur girl got pineapple p*ssy?
my girl got arnold palmer p*ssy

we are not the same.

[sibs @iiszeee]

i gotta see sue sylvester & ari gold in a room together pronto

[sibs @iiszeee]

get this: i’m kissing my boyfriend & come to find out he’s been on streeteasy the whole time

[sibs @iiszeee]

in my stomach: 2 dirty martinis, 2 capris, a zyrtec & some of a jo*nt
watching: greys plane crash epi

[sibs @iiszeee]

let me just say of all the sprinkles..the sprinkle on top of the sprinkles cupcake was the fucking worst

[sibs @iiszeee]

hannah listens to russ guys …it’s bad.

[sibs @iiszeee]

j*ssica just f*ndled my t**** no i will not be taking questions at this time

[baby binx @babybinx2000]

There’s nothing to say

[sibs @iiszeee]

i really wonder how Sue would “C” the johnny depp v amber heard trial..

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[sibs @iiszeee]

i’ll let you guys in on my recurring new year’s resolution: 1. win the lottery & 2. stop biting my cuticles

[sibs @iiszeee]

glee would’ve totally mashed up waking up in vegas & creole lady marmalade js