magnolia

You must close your eyes or you wont see a thing.

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If I had money i’d spend it on interesting things, like textured wallpaper, sky dancers & vintage automatons.

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Does anyone else keep 2 weather apps on their phone in case they need a second opinion? #wisconsinweather

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People who give the bird to the camera when they are being photographed are the worst kind of people #THEWORST

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My version of #adulthood is constantly worrying about drinking enough water

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I feel like more people are #hufflepuffs than admit it.

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Life is too short to worry about being over dressed

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When is it the weather to wear tights with shorts? #ootd

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Prepared for parenthood with a #RUGRATS Marathon- it’s been the most useful tool so far. Forget the parenting books.

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#Millennial is considered a derogatory term, we prefer to be called #90skids.

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I just heard @HenryLovesYou mention SPACE HERPES. I have been aware of space herpes for years. Ever since I watched #FlashGordon and concluded that Princess Aura was suffering from just such an ailment. #lastpodcastontheleft

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I am not ashamed to say I love the #GrowingPains theme song. I am ashamed a little when I jam out to it.

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Are you a woman? Well you lose at life and you lose at Guess Who!

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I don’t watch sports. But I can get pumped watching the Duck play.#QuackQuackQuack #MightyDucks

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People need to stop complaining about getting invited to weddings. Free food and excuse to get a babysitter. I would kill for a wedding invite right now.

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Can you make my tombstone reads “ Who so ever disturbs the resting place of MA Stanford, be they cursed with the pain of a thousand cold sores” thank you.

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Being #pregnant means crying 3 times in the first 15 minutes of #EverAfter Thanks #Hulu

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Being pregnant is like having a roommate in your body. There are all these rules you have to follow to not upset the other person and your always slightly uncomfortable. You simultaneously love and are annoyed with each other. #pregnancy

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Maybe if I put on lipstick people will forget I look like a hobo