This will be the most celebrated event in the world.
When it happens we implore everyone to petition the government to make it a national holiday for celebrating his death!
No flags at half mast, no great funeral to honor him, just a giant fucking party.
Jimmy Kimmel tears up while talking about Donald Trump’s victory:
“It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country great, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech”