Jenae Williams, M.A

Feminist--T1 Diabetic--QWOC🏳️‍🌈--she/her/hers-- half of @bglpod— opinions=mine-- Fearfully and wonderfully made-- Deliberate and afraid of nothing.

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I just woke myself up thinking about Ilvermorny and now I can't go back to sleep: an autobiography

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@crumbl 🩷

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Being raised by a black mother means when you are good and grown in your 30s, you preface some conversations with:

“Permission to curse so you can get the full effect of this story?”

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My wife and I have been spending black history month watching “classic” black movies she either hasn’t seen at all or in a long time. The list so far has been:

1. Deliver Us From Eva
2. Bad Boys
3. Waiting to Exhale

It’s been hilarious and enlightening. So much does not hold up

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My job normally gives inauguration day off (dc problems). But this year it falls on MLK day.

So not only is the flaming gross Cheeto coming into office.

My days off are combined so I don’t even get the benefit from both!

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@djrtyhands The Last Five Years!! It's always on my rewatch list.

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I’ve learned DMing is a lot of committing to the bit. I accidentally said that a prison was feeding their prisoners grey poupon because I couldn’t think of Beef Wellington.

Well now that prison just serves mustard and the party is using that to fuel their anger.

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"We might get into combat and you're wasting spell slots on rice pudding!!" ~D&D out of context

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Things I have said wedding planning: I am cool calm and collected. But I am also still a Scorpio. Don’t play with me.

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The only man I will love in my life is David from Lilo ans Stitch.

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Not sure if this is a black mom thing, an all mom thing, or a my mom thing. Why is Lisa hoarding my birth certificate like she needs proof of purchase?!

And everytime I ask her for it, she's like "whatchu need it for?"

I am getting married mother?!

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@BekTehGreat My condolences to us during these trying times.

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My future father-in-law casually brought up that my birthday is on election day this year. And I went catatonic for at least 30 seconds trying to process that.

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If anyone needs me, catch me at medieval times on my birthday.

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The number of times Sam hits the buzzer in Make Some Noise and says something to the effect of "I'll cut you off there" and my immediate response has been "I wish you wouldn't"?

Thousands

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Spent the entirety of Inside Out 2 silently crying. Can't wait until it comes to Disney+ and I can openly weep in my own home like the Lord intended.

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It’s a “had an iced chai with two espresso shots this morning and I’m still exhausted by 1:55p” kind of day.

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My favorite part of game changer is how folks willingly sign up for it but berate Sam the whole time 🤣

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I’m in a training on Crimes against the LGBTQ population. They listed popular tv shows that have moved the needle towards a pro LGBTQ cultural stance.

One of the shows they listed was called…Post?

Did they mean Pose?? Someone tell me if there’s a queer show named Post.

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All to say it can get better 🌈

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My mom two years ago: *asking 0 follow up questions about my new (then) girlfriend, not engaging when I talked about her, etc*

My mom giving a speech at her retirement party last weekend:… I am so proud to have [my daughter] and her beautiful fiancee here this evening.