Little Bobby Tables

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

@danielleweisber By the age of thirty you should have:

- engaged the Persians in three pitched battles
- conquered the largest land empire to have ever existed
- developed a massive drinking problem

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

@uncle_deluge She missed the pock-mark craters in euro capitals from Russian bombardment.

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

19th C: State legislators pick Senators, who make laws.
21st C: Voters directly pick Senators, who confirm judges, who tell you what laws are allowed.

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

@EAMDobs @martyrmade Don't those take a year to train the pilots?

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@AlekJ14 Homeless people will throw normals onto the tracks for existing.

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

@AlekJ14 @nemeanexegete "Pushed onto tracks" is a depressingly common NYC scenario.

https://t.co/TRzcT1sCbC

[Matthew J. Peterson @docMJP]

I’m old enough to remember when Tucker Carlson obtained over 40,000 hours of footage from January 6 that our government does not want anyone to see and was only able to do one show on it before apparently being shut down.

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

@WallStreetSilv Did Saudi Arabia replace South Africa as the "S"?

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@OwenBenjamin This "My Three Sons" reboot slaps.

https://t.co/0fAEeHRbFe

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

This "My Three Sons" reboot slaps.

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

My four sons summing up my four moods in one picture

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

@ndcarson Oh no did Russia take Odessa? I'm out of the loop.

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@EvilPapaDeRazon I don't see anything wrong with this.

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@PeakeyTheThjrd The occupant of this office literally figured out where the universe came from.

[Edward Dowd @DowdEdward]

Just going to leave this here for now #BankFailures

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

@EvilPapaDeRazon thought this was a joke when i saw it

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@kitten_beloved birth control?

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@EricRichards22 This format made a lot of sense when Johnny Carson was the only guy doing it, there were three TV networks, and a few movie studios.

V different environment now.

[Little Bobby Tables @ijgelfand]

@OneEyedAlpaca Irving Finkel, of the British Museum, built a replica of the Ark and sailed it down the Euphrates:

https://t.co/A0fJwlRM0u