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[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

If the science teacher isn't enthusiastic 💩 like this, my kids👦👧 ain't attending that school. Too many Nigerians are terrible 😔 at science 🧪

The CJN, Nancy Isime Northern Christians David Umahi

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

@Tinaabold @General_Somto Just spewing ignorance confidently

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

Here is the reason they’re always asking for daddy!!

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

Now make everyone’s bookmarks public.

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

"I swear to the Almighty Allah that its the government that is giving arms to us. Fulani don't know what gun is. We are only herdsmen. Cows don't give birth to guns. I swear to Allah, we are on our own and the govt supply AK47 to us. I am not afraid to say the truth"

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

And I thought Buhari was the worst thing that could ever happen to Nigeria 🤦

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

I am heartbroken by the abduction of our daughters in Kebbi and the painful loss of Brigadier General Musa Uba and the brave soldiers who fell in Borno. Their families, and the families of the kidnapped schoolgirls, are in my prayers.

As the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, I am depressed with the tragic death of our soldiers and officers on active duty. May God comfort the families of Brigadier General Musa Uba and other fallen heroes.

I am also depressed that heartless terrorists have disrupted the education of innocent schoolgirls. I have directed the security agencies to act swiftly and bring the girls back to Kebbi State.

I am fully apprised of the recent uptick in violent extremism in pockets across the country, and I have directed our security agencies to respond with urgency, clarity, and decisive action. Our forces need the full cooperation of every community. Sharing information can save lives and protect our children.

May God comfort the bereaved families.

Those who threaten the safety of our citizens will face the full weight of the Nigerian state.

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

@IfeanyiOkekeIO @MTNNG Call 217 to have your complaint logged & request a ticket.
Then prompt Chatgpt to help you craft a complaint mail. It will also provide you with the official email addresses of both the NCC & MTN broadband services. Affix the ticket ID MTN sent you to the mail & send. Good luck

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

MTN’s telemarketer sold me the 50 Mbps FiberX bundle for ₦25k — promising 1 month free.

I paid. Got disconnected instead.
Weeks of silence until I Cc'd the NCC.

Internet restored ASAP

If they scammed you with the same “promo,” escalate to NCC ([email protected]).

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

Fr fr... People don't like to work and will take any easy route they find. Obvious as this is, I have to constantly remind myself that this is the core reason for low efficiency in most pvt organizations and in govt.

[Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏 @TruthFairy131]

Socialism Explained

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

Ragebaits and Trigger posts all over my FYP. 😅 All you blue tick people be hustling this Elon money 🤑 so aggressively. I have to remind myself at every scroll not to take y'all seriously 😒

But VDM Nigerian Army Mia Khalifa

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

The comments under this post be cracking me up asf 🤣 cos I can relate to the frustration

[PHED @PHEDconnect]

POWER OUTAGE

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

Roger that!

[Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu🙌💡 @onwuchekwa_]

If you’re approaching Obi wali road and you’re with any illegal, please disembark!!!!
There’s OCTOPUS besides Emilio school.

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

@YojuKunle @egi_nupe @jon_d_doe @DrJoeAbah You just said a whole lot of nothing while trying to gaslight me with scripture & marital experience.
And u couldn't even intelligently respond to my argument for the need for consequences to one's bad actions. I hope this isn't the thought process with which u raise your kids?

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

@C_F_CVIBES @jon_d_doe Ogbeni be putting context. No dey confuse person here. Which test?

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

@YojuKunle @egi_nupe @jon_d_doe @DrJoeAbah You think there's wisdom in what you've said but there's none. What lessons have you taught your children & other women when you remove consequences from bad actions? Now they go on doing bad things knowing the foolish men won't punish them cos they're women

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

Omoor since Friday when I quit my remote job, I've been feeling restless; as if I have unfinished tasks somewhere. Habit indeed is hard to break.

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

Damn right

[Auren Hoffman @auren]

Tech has the fewest assholes per capita. Politics has the most

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

Very laid-back city. Not fast-paced like Èkó

[MAYOR OF PITAKWA 🤘 @Eddielawrence95]

Quote what you love about Port Harcourt Let’s have it

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

@ifetemini Hmm...Why y'all like to pick and choose the part that suit your bias?😏If we follow biblical ways you'll be my property if I wife you oh.
Are you ready, talk lemme gather my kinsmen? I hear say Ibadan girls dey sweet 😊

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

Most adults are willing participants in their own oppression and they secretly love their victim stories.
Be slow to take action on any sob stories. People love their chains.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Unpopular relationship opinions that would get you in this position?

[Page🧑‍💻 @ijongo]

I'm at Peace already 🧘‍♂️ keep the rest

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

YOUR MASCULINE EVOLUTION:

Age 20 – Ego
Age 21 – Chaos
Age 22 – Distraction
Age 23 – Pain
Age 24 – Purpose
Age 25 – Focus
Age 26 – Discipline
Age 27 – Emotional maturity
Age 28 – Vision
Age 29 – Accountability
Age 30 – Leadership
Age 31 – Strength
Age 32 – Control
Age 33 – Direction
Age 34 – Power
Age 35 – Stability
Age 36 – Legacy
Age 37 – Authority
Age 38 – Protection
Age 39 – Wisdom
Age 40 – Peace