Chris D Servanté

far too old for this, having a quiet life on the south coast, usually have no idea what i'm doing !

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@TheHornyHaggis May have to wait till 2021 !

[Keith R @TheHornyHaggis]

Not wishing to piss on anyone's chips, but the answer is to have a society where free school meals aren't needed at all. #justsayin

[Eleanor @Eleanor16]

Love it! @tsadler2 @MissDemeanor07 @IJSbignose 🤣🤣🤣

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Lisa 🇬🇧 @Lisaismyname89]

Is this the start of the riots and looting?!

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

Added tomato Sauce please !!!!

[Keith R @TheHornyHaggis]

Fish finger sandwich for breakfast, quality.

[Keith R @TheHornyHaggis]

What happens if you've had the virus and then get a call to say you've been in contact with an infected person?

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@MagicalOverload 2 hours ( ish ) i think lol

[Sussex Traffic Watch @SussexTW]

A272 at wisborough Green rtc reported involving a motorcycle and car road part blocked.

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@Whoniversity1 This is the classic ' who didn't eat the prawns ' lol

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@francesbarber13 lol enjoy xx

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@francesbarber13 Because ...... ermm ........................ there's just too many peas ?

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@FordCarole Suffice to say ....... ermmm ................ a week in isolation .... just not feeling good ...................... but .........the signs are all upward now ! Sending a hugz xx

[Jen Wood - est optimum simpliciter @unojen_wood]

Dear Tories,
What have nukes & a train line done to stop a virus that has all but shut down the world?
Nothing, yet you are throwing £billions at them without so much as a blink.
Time to halt both & put that money into this country now.
Yours
A COUNTRY ON IT'S KNEES.

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@RachelJWorth1 Sending you both a hugz

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@Bobthebalder needed 2 burgers , heaping fried onions , as well as black pudding and tomato ketchup !

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@francesbarber13 Happy Birthday young lady xx have a great day ....... hugzz .......

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@LBCbackOnDAB @zoe_bearx yes .... but they'd need mouth cover just in case !

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@TheHornyHaggis but ....... but ..... but ................. i can't take it any more x

[Adur & Worthing Councils @adurandworthing]

The crews alerted specialist police teams and cordoned off the area until the device was safely detonated.

Thank you to everyone for their patience during the incident. (2/2)

[Chris D Servanté @IJSbignose]

@TheHornyHaggis leg end .......... but zero foot lol