Ian Thomas

Wake up, order pizza, eat pizza, go back to sleep, and repeat for three weeks or until symptoms stop.

[Ian Thomas @ijt1995]

Hey @RyanQualtrics what ever happened to the data analytics internship contest with the Utah Hockey Club? I applied but didn’t hear back. I’d love to send it to you again if you have a minute! 🏒

[Ian Thomas @ijt1995]

Cmon Jazz! Get Bronny and Lebron!

https://t.co/7LYX1douT2

[🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee]

The perfect candle doesn't exi...

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"See you in hell, candy boys!"

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

That's it, back to Winnipeg!

[greg @greg16676935420]

I was not mentally prepared for how this ended https://t.co/9s9L7N4C0e

[The Colonel @colby_colonel]

The Utah Yeti 🥶

#utah #slc #SaltLakeCity #nhl #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #sportsdesign #jerseyconcept #jerseyconcepts #uniformconcepts #nhlhockey #saltlakecityutah #nhljersey #hockey #hockeyjersey #nhlinutah

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Arizona Coyotes players were informed Friday that the team is relocating to Utah, sources told ESPN, confirming a report by PHNX Sports.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

finally find a use for this idiot

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on." #Eclipse2024 #SolarEclipse2024

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

mel gibson losing it at the eclipse

[Ryan Smith @RyanQualtrics]

If an NHL team were to come to Utah, what should we name it?

Fill out this survey and send your ideas:
https://t.co/wmedXEUEyh

[Ian Thomas @ijt1995]

Just tried to put my credit card in my car’s gas tank to get gas. How is your day?

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game.

I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.

[Ian Thomas @ijt1995]

#mmselfie

[You can run, but you can't hide @carminelaguzio]

Me for the rest of the month.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“don't think about it anymore”

me: