soupboi

have you ever frolicked? it’s fun

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

I will have a 6 pack by seven stars. Betcha

[SIMBOTI 🐆 @afterpartykel]

what is it called when you lock in & crash out at the same time

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

I get a morning job so i can do things at night and the first event i buy a ticket to happens to land on the same day as my only scheduled dinner event this month 🙃

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

If I could meet my younger self I would tell her it gets so much worse

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

One gender affirming treat per paycheck. Not sure which gender I'm affirming but hey progress

[Elmo @elmo]

May Elmo just say, Ms. @sza, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my therapist once said "people don't abandon the people they love, they abandon the people they're using" and that was all the closure i needed

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

@onhellmusic Let's collab on food pop upssssss

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

What kinds of bread do i need to learn to make before @dailybreadmusic will collab on a pop up with me?

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

basics of dykery

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

I just wanna get white girl wasted and dance on a table at a gay club oneeeeeee more time before I fully lean into my gym rat, eating right bullshit (it's not bullshit it makes me feel good)

[Holobody @holobody]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

@elliotdakid Ty! Some guy at a brewery gave it to me cause it was new and too smol for him lmao

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

#NewProfilePic

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

HAHAHAHA WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID

[chan ⛤ @motherlupone]

there's lesbian sex that lasted longer than the tik tok ban

[soupboi @ijustneedabagel]

Bumping doechii at 7am in the business parking deck trying not to look too high with my coffee I dont think it's workin