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[Dōros 🦈 @zenithoptera]

When the whore posts something sweet and you remember she’s lowkey human

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

Tuchel after going 5 at the back park the bus

[🤦‍♂️ @Skepticalmoid]

Get me on a flight to Jerusalem I need to kiss that Wall.

[cens @censvstheworld]

basically incells is a tiktok trend where you try to look better

[dj 🎧 @jaggedveins]

let me tell you the best advice

[J🌦️rge @stoydesbasatado]

Los partidos de la 1 de la mañana

[Frost 🧃👽 @Justin7Credible]

This guy at work is literally called “Dada” I just had to message him good morning Dada on teams

[soup @IRONICHANDLE]

CAN YOU PISS OFF MAN

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Hey. Your pecker is out. Your plump precious pecker is out bro. It slipped and flopped out of your zipper.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Rome was built in a nanosecond

[Tim @Tim123456791011]

When you ask your white coworker what he’s doing later and he says murder-suicide with his family

[sepici @SepiciFN]

@wills_account ??????

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

2 vodka crans in and suddenly i’m doing unto others as i would have them do unto me

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due