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Future Tiger Queen.

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The fact that Will Arnett is in the conversation of being Bat Man.

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You know how I know this is a simulation?

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When someone tells me to go hard or go home, I simply smile and nod because I know that I will definitely be heading home.

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…..it’s a short list because I used all my selling points on @Saraya..

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List of celebrities I believe would give me a chance if we met in person. A thread:

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@Saraya
I’m not the best looking. But sometimes I’m funny. I also own the Millennium Falcon in Lego…sooo I guess you could say I’ve got a lot going for me.

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Anyone else find it funny that @taylorswift13 and Travis Kelce couple name is Traylor….just me. Okay.
#taylorandtravis #cutecouplenames
#nfl

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Dear Hollywood.

Please, if you are going to remake movies make them worth our time.

The remake of “The invisible man” should star @JohnCena as the invisible man.

Not only would this be perfect. You will save a lot of money on CGI for making him invisible.

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@Disney black cauldron live action! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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I’m back. But only for a little bit.

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@JohnCena how about a rap verse feature. #dreamfeature

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It’s not that I want to marry @katyperry. But I sure do.

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Two followers now. So I guess things are getting pretty serious.

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@mariahelizbeth_ Date a jerk.

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Gaston was the hero.

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When you have a stroke while typing.

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

it's always "wyd" never "dywmtcoaeyptycomf"

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Tell me again about how things were when you were a kid and how they apply to this world we live in now?

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Which Telly tubby do you think could be baby bop in a fight.

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Like this post and someone else might give you money. Who knows.

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I like can’t even right now…