mizzAMErika

Reverse the fairytale. I want to kiss a handsome prince so he'll turn into a frog! Hop for Hope. Proud Portlander & we're keeping it weird here in the PacNW.

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@For_Film_Fans Larry ventures into the restaurant biz w/ his restaurant Bobos.

I named my 1st dog Larry David & his nickname was Bobos. That's how much I love this man!

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@YaYaMANIC I can top that w/ adding a lil water to nearly empty shampoo/condiment bottles so I can get every last DROP of what I bought.

Rolling in cash....

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

#1 rule in improvisation is that you always accept whatever premises the other player gives you. No judgement.
The subtle humor/playing it straight deadpan looks in this scene is what makes it comedy gold!!!

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

“We’re closed.”

LIFE’S TOO SHORT (2011-13)

#LiamNeeson #RickyGervais #StephenMerchant #WarwickDavis

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

At this stage in the world, especially in the US...absolutely. Don't tempt me w/ a good time!

[TB1™️ 🇺🇲 @TB1Kinobe]

This should be the average American home

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

ha ha ha! Now THAT'S a performance review where I would receive an 'exceeding expectations'!

Slip some dolla bills down my panties boss man!!!

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

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[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@Tiana_Celine_23 Maybe bc The Bee Gee's hit is the beat you can use when you apply CPR life saving skills!
Press/press/press/press...staying alive/staying alive!

[Nature is Phenomenal @AnimalGeoLife]

Frog shower 🐸🚿

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@chiky_handlr Yikes...to be fair maybe some of the boos were for the singer? I've sang the national anthem in front of a sports crowd & this guy sounds a bit flat?

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@CattardSlim were there no paper plates or napkins available?

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

男が考える独身女性と、実際の独身女性を比べてみた動画まだ面白い

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@HorsesSphere_15 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@Monica55dzrh 19

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@Oliviaiie raw

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@SuperSisi Chinese/Japanese/Korean

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@JWe9378 my premenstrual treat in the 80s/90s++

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

Mess with the stallion and get the hooves!

[Horse Sphere @HorsesSphere_15]

Nice.....

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@brenonade Disgusting table manners... chew with your mouth closed & don't talk w/ food in your mouth.

$$$ can't buy true class.

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

@AceRedBand1t Sammy - I don't pay for sh*t I don't use.

This a**hole.

[mizzAMErika @ika_mizz]

So brilliant! I cracked up when he called out the French but a few seconds later...

Yikes! He called out ME! The Americans.

Oh hell....everybody's on the list!!!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

An all-time stand-up classic: Rowan Atkinson playing the Devil. A masterclass in timing, delivery, and turning a simple premise into comedy gold.