Before dating any woman,
I asked my mom what I should look for in a woman.
I thought she would say:
Low body count
No guy friends
Don’t go to clubs
But instead she said this:
Mkiangaliana unasunda pillow mbili nyuma ya lasagna, samosa inainuka kama imepigwa jeki. inakaribia ufuo wa bahari. Sababu ya joto ya oven panguza canoe stick na ice cubes igande kama Mahatma Gandi. Sasa kazi yako ni kuweka ATM card ukitoa hadi pesa itoke.