Ikaka

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

Lounging on my couch waiting for my rice to cook and it hits me...Sustainable independence. Never thought I’d achieve it. Always thought I was too much of a f$ck up. It might not be much, but to someone who didn’t think they’d achieve anything on their own it means the world.

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

Sir you’re at a fuckin MacDonalds I don’t know why you’re expecting table service

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

#NewProfilePic

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

For a sec I thought I forwarded an email with a snarky comment back to the original sender and I thought I was gonna be sent to the Hell pit with ppl who screenshot texts
#officeproblems

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

Some graphic designers utilize color with grace and finesse...I, on the other hand, repeatedly chokeslam it into the ground screaming “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED??? IS THIS ART??? I MAKE ART?????”

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

Listen automatic toilet, I love you but if you eat the paper seat cover before I can sit down I can’t poop. Do you understand. I can’t poop.
#poop #FirstWorldProblems

[Karamo @Karamo]

New Show Alert #BabyQueerEye lol 👶🏾👶🏻👶🏼 👶🏽 👶🏻

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s talk abt how Gov works behind the scenes: Remember that Big Pharma hearing last week?

Here’s how it happened.

A 23 y/o staffer in my office met w/ local HIV advocates. They argued the CDC held the patent for PrEP & Gilead was price gouging.

She picked it up + dug in. /1

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

Me *knowing I start my new job tomorrow*: This is it...my last day as a free man...

Me *thinking about my future paycheck going towards Taco Bell*: I’m ready to sell my soul.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You: Why is my balance so low?

Economists: Bc working Americans haven’t gotten a raise in 30 years despite unprecedented growth; & living costs have exploded.

Chase: Maybe if you skipped that Dunkin on April 22nd you‘d be able to afford your RX meds. That’s how that works right

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

Turns out, if I eat street tacos when I’m starving I might start crying. It was a religious experience 😭

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He can stay, he can go. He can be impeached, or voted out in 2020.

But removing Trump will not remove the infrastructure of an entire party that embraced him; the dark money that funded him; the online radicalization that drummed his army; nor the racism he amplified+reanimated.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Gotta love how the same folks who tolerate+ acquiesce to building a medieval wall along the entire US southern border as a (non-evidence based) solution for a “crisis” that doesn’t exist are now suddenly concerned that pursuing a nat’l response to climate change is “unrealistic.”

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

Costco is so cheap how do they make money? They peddle the souls of the living. Every day a few people go into Costco and don’t come back out again.

We are the consumers and the consumed. #StayWoke

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

When you have to physically supress the desire to run over a full grown adult with a shopping cart, you’ve reached peak salt levels

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

I’m waiting on the side with pir Costco cart and a lady just parked her stroller and sleeping child next to me and ran away...I’m not ready to be a father 😰

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

I’m literally drifting with a full Costco cart trying to follow my tiny grandma as she zips through crowds of people #NASCAR

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

- HIV/AIDS crisis and demonization of LGBT+ community
- Union-busting
- Ending the Fairness Doctrine, which launched the polarized media environment we’re suffering from today

Why are we not supposed to talk about these things?

[Pukicho @pukicho]

There's definitely some appeal to hoarding all of my money and turning it into dimes so I can create a pile in a corner and lay in it like a dragon.

[Ikaka @ikaika_lumpy]

I’m wheeling my nephew around and people are looking at me like he’s my blood child. Me? Me? A certified #gay? Rocking the stroller with one hand and loking through grindr with the other? Me?