Pinakiio Pikachu

I crack lame jokes on design, technology, products, art, work, travel, geo-politics, pop culture, my weird life, and every other thing in the universe.

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

If you find my tweet offensive/ inappropriate/ wrong, tell me why and explain it to me before blocking me.
Educate me, and let me grow as a person.

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

Book my show ❎
Book my scam ✅

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

Wishing Father’s Day to father of ethanol fuel.

[𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 ☠️ @oshoma33]

I have priorities

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

Whether you’re the G.O.A.T. or a bakra, aaj toh kat jaoge tum.
Eid Mubarak.

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

What are the odds Trump’s lowkey behind the hantavirus outbreak, while it’s just another distraction from the war, and war itself was the smokescreen for the Epstein files?
At this point, way too many major canon events are stacking up way too fast to not feel connected somehow.

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

Hantavirus pandemic, I’m either discovering a hidden talent or becoming professionally unhinged.
Might be time to prep the bucket list. XD

[Samay @Samaytwt]

Unpopular opinion: "AI makes everyone a developer" is true the same way "cameras makes everyone a photographer"

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

I find it fascinating that in the ’80s, West Bengal quietly pushed tech away while Bangalore pulled it in.
Today, tens of thousands of Bengalis move to BLR for the same industry.
Politics is wild. History has a strange sense of irony.

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

Friends vs dates:

Choose friends
→ plans get postponed, I get ghosted.

Choose dates
→ I get disappointed (or scammed), then roasted.

Perfect system.

And people ask why I’m single… and somehow I’m the problem? 🫠🦦

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

This might just get me cancelled.

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

Bangladesh breakdown:

Bang — fuck (slang)
La — the (French/Spanish)
Desh — country (Hindi/Bengali)

Translation: fuck the country.
Etymology just caught a stray. 🤯

[shirish @shiri_shh]

Figma CEO watching 14 years of work get cooked by one tweet 😭

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

Our late night talks might get us cancelled.

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

Sexual abuse alone didn’t make headlines. Add religion conversion and suddenly it’s prime time fuel.
Guess justice needs a storyline to go viral.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Lmaoooooo I’m crying

[Pinakiio Pikachu @ikanip11]

My casualty list from the ongoing war:
1. No shawarma anywhere.
2. Everything else.
🌯🫠
#FDT

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

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