Grey

Jack of few trades, master of none. Melophile.

[bruzee @princejalil11]

rank.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Endrick: me puedo subir contigo en el coche?

Ancelotti:

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Their entire gameplay will be built around crosses..

[Osas Igunbor @osasigunbor_]

Some people just dey somehow! 🤣

[Tested Don @jnr_mike]

@vermilionpixie Just open a church and become a false prophet. You will excel

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

When you go to a restaurant without checking the prices, and Messi comes in and nobody turns around:

[Deji the Platypus. @ayodejilwl]

But there was also nothing like “calling you out on Twitter” Dem go just pour you acid so idk mehn

[K @Damocleansword]

It's always hilarious watching non-Nigerians at a naija owambe grab pounded yam with jollof

[Laide Abdul @laide0]

@Ol0ye Half-time snacks will be delivered by drone from a factory built during the first half

[Pediatric Imaging @pedsimaging]

School ager with sickle cell disease+abdominal pain

Sagittal(left)+transverse (right) US of gallbladder show gallbladder to be filled with sludge+debris. Gallbladder wall is thickened+in one area was felt to be discontinuous

#FOAMRad #PedsRad #RadEd #Ultrasound #SoMe4PedSurg

[Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[stephen. 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @iHateYou4r]

i’m writing a movie about a serial killer that kills people around him because he’s addicted to burial rice

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

At Heathrow airport check-in I was asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

I answered, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"🤔

[DSG Sarthak🍞 @SarthakDesai17]

@OrwellNGoode He could've said "I should've framed this better"

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Watching my mum give advice about Black Tax on her mini podcast

[newbodyYeelar @_yeelar]

christian animators be like “what shall I render”

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

[H @osheguy]

Surgical Residency can be done on X if you are really serious about learning....