Cynical Observer

Retired Conservative. Widowed. Grandfather

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@MikeBales @DailyMiniStorie If I had a donkey, I'd name him Hoe-tee...Donkey Hoe-tee (Don Quixote) 😄😄

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@CrystalHope1979 The elusive Red-Nosed Red-Ear.

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@Rainmaker1973 If I had a peacock, I'd name it Fanny.

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@mattvanswol

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@Bro_Code_x It's called Chiquita-bon.

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@CollinRugg Í once found $17 in the pocket of a jacket I bought at GW. Never knew I was an expert...huh!

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@chrissymariess She's sending a secret message via Mammary Morse code.

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@femalebodybuil6 Widower

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@end3of6days9 Thirty minutes before she arrived, I would park my car there in front of my own driveway.

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@camille_moscow Now it's a "phew"-cumber.

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@Jomboy_ A four-gone conclusion...

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@RingerSpencer It would really be interesting if they wore those tiny shorts like the women volleyball players! Well, on second thought...never mind.

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@ClayTravis They show the GT first baseman laughing after the Oklahoma player got hit in the tetsikels and after the walk off HR he's on his knees crying. Karma

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@Scochula @AmericanCrime01 I lettered in cross country swimming in high school...

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@700R____ @barstoolsports 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MLFootball @LicensePlateGuy @TommyG105 @TheDougRush @NYG_Nation10 @TheRealCoach_JB @EaglesBurna @EBJunkies @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder Yet another proof why liberals deserve their AAA rating!
(Anti American A-holes)

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ If you drive on it backwards it plays Highway to Hell...

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@Bro_Code_x Instead of Vicks Vapo, what happens if you use Dukes Mayo?

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@alphafox If anyone finds a rear mounted mini EMP device that fries all the circuits of tailgaters, let me know.

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@Hot_Pepper76 That reminds me...one more hurdle and the Carolina Hurricanes will be in the Stanley Cup finals!!