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lost my virginity at 16
lasted 30 seconds
she laughed
i panicked
couldn't breathe
room spinning
thought i was dying
years later i realized: that's EXACTLY how your lane opponent should feel
watched a hardstuck gold player yesterday:
"playing safe for late"
wave management
zero kill pressure
zero LP gained
told him to fix his playstyle:
"make them panic so hard they can't breathe"
all-in level 2
flash ignite
enemy jungler typing "mid diff"
here's the difference:
v*rgin laning:
overthought
too careful
trying not to embarrass yourself
dies slow
chad laning:
raw instinct
messy aggression
overwhelming pressure
that first time taught me what league players refuse to learn:
control is an illusion
aggression is powerful
that shaking, can't breathe, "what the fuck is happening" feeling?
that's what you should be giving, not receiving
your opponent should feel like i did at 16 - completely overwhelmed, panicking, not knowing what hit them
except they don't get to laugh about it later
they lose LP
study the saskio way