bonnie

would probably be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens | 27 | novelist (pending)

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

hello i haven't posted in two years. in that time i bought a house, acquired eight cats, and wrote a novel. not necessarily in that order. anyway how is everyone

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

luke managed to take pictures of me right as a woman walked by and said i looked lovely 🥹

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

ordered a pizza from @pizzahutuk and it didn’t come with olives so i phoned them and the guy on the phone just said “we’d usually remake it but since it was only missing olives we aren’t gonna do that”

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

heheho 🦕

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

i say boy, but he is around 65 in cat years

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

the most handsomest boy ever

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

so ive just learned that the ideal level of ferritin (the protein that stores iron in your body) should be 30-200 with 80-100 being ideal, anyway i had a blood test and mine is 5 no wonder i feel awful all the time

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

the current state of the world is all henry viii’s fault btw

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

all of this slapped btw

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

got a deliveroo screenshot on my timehop from 7 years ago i got boba and it cost £2.90!!! even the small ones are like £5 now

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

yeah you could say i’m a bit of a gamer

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

i say favourite loosely more like most interesting

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

my two favourite wuthering heights theories
1. heathcliff was almost certainly catherine’s half brother
2. idk what emily brontë’s understanding of sex was as an unmarried woman in the 1840s but heathcliff was definitely digging up catherine to fuck her dead body

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

my creature and i

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

angel numbers on the smart meter

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

tell me why i just got a targeted ad for bras that said (word for word) “POV your boyfriend makes fun of your small boobs”

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

I wish this was a joke but I edit as I write

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

ONE DAY premiered 2 years ago on Netflix.

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

i was supposed to be writing a heist scene today but got distracted googling the price of a pint in 1994. £1.50!!! absolutely fuming

[bonnie @ikeafaery]

“ew you let your cat sleep on the bed” WRONG i let her sleep in the bed