hello i haven't posted in two years. in that time i bought a house, acquired eight cats, and wrote a novel. not necessarily in that order. anyway how is everyone
ordered a pizza from @pizzahutuk and it didn’t come with olives so i phoned them and the guy on the phone just said “we’d usually remake it but since it was only missing olives we aren’t gonna do that”
so ive just learned that the ideal level of ferritin (the protein that stores iron in your body) should be 30-200 with 80-100 being ideal, anyway i had a blood test and mine is 5 no wonder i feel awful all the time
my two favourite wuthering heights theories
1. heathcliff was almost certainly catherine’s half brother
2. idk what emily brontë’s understanding of sex was as an unmarried woman in the 1840s but heathcliff was definitely digging up catherine to fuck her dead body