Yr halting problem gf

Faking mental health until I'm making mental health, she/her, 🏳️‍⚧️, undergoing irony chelation therapy

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

I'm bored, ask me uncomfortable questions https://t.co/ARNx1OqrnC

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Trying to look like I know about cars

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@MaggieMaeFish Defund the police with this one weird trick

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

@gravislizard And you need to what!?

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

@gravislizard

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

You don't hate object oriented programming, you hate writing code for capitalism

[mariya @puppymoth]

when youre watching a show and theres a string of bafflingly bad episodes

[Florence Schechter @floschechter]

tell me you had no women involved in your design process without telling me you had no women involved in your design process

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a...
– user
I want...
– neumorphism
So that...
– I am treated to a visual feast of flat design combined with skeuomorphism, ensuring that any level of accessibility I needed has been ground to a fine dust.

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

@jeremyfrankly A bookcase has bookshelves. A bookshelf can be hung from a wall or be on top of a dresser, if it's not inside a bookcase.

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@abuttguy He's really good at being neither. This video is pretty fun https://t.co/gZqiLEIZd8

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@abuttguy To me, they're an interesting way to build a personal narrative. I have a tarot card app and definitely don't think my phone's RNG determines my future, but my emotional reaction to it is a good way to journal the day before and consider what's ahead.

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

@abuttguy I've been reading Promethea lately and really like it, interesting look at a belief system I don't have but still find fascinating.

Also, Religion for Breakfast on YouTube is a pretty good chanel on religious studies from a secular and not-antagonistic perspective.

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

@wtyppod Why is the windshield so big. What is that for? I feel like I'm missing something obvious about mail delivery.

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@ericszyszka I'm bisexual but I feel weird I thought those were lady gams while I was scrolling.

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@EntirelyAmelia There is a bill to fix that in committee in the Senate. I have no idea what its chances are, but at least a few politicians think it should be legal.

https://t.co/jmevf4Zfcl

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

Clothes dryers are basically just rock tumblers for all the hair elastics you've lost

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Argh I contributed to an ira but I didn't realize I make too much to deduct it. This is the last thing I need.

Or at least, it'll pay for the last things I need.

[Yr halting problem gf @IkeaFemme]

@mcclure111 @TEANTACLES An eggplant made half the world's age an open legal question

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It's petty but I'd really like to see a movie or TV adaptation of Ubik and now people are gonna be all "oh it's like Wandavision" and now I'm real sad. Need to stop being so proud of reading a book this one time.