@historyinmemes A UFC fighter won his first fight and tweeted that he only had $7 in his bank account.
The Rock showed up, pretended that they were going to a friend's house, and then gifted him keys to his new house.
Avoid women who go to festivals.
Theyre either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant.
Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.
Hard pass festihoes.
A message for @stockton_townfc from @RishiSunak ahead of todays Northern Premier League playoff final.
Good luck boys - everyone is right behind you! #UTA
Why would you want a politician that speaks like all the other politicians?
The fact he doesn’t speak like all the others IS the reason why he should be PM
Erik ten Hag has criticised the Premier League's scheduling after Marcus Rashford suffered a suspected groin injury in Man Utd's 2-0 win over Everton ⬇️