IK3M3FUNA

UNSCRUPULOUS ADVENTURER 💛 JESUS IS LORD, SO AM I 😑 WIZKID FC 🥰

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@HarmlessHQ @Lixgadgets Very late 😂

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@EzeGeorge_ @Onyyekachi I was in SS1 😂😂

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@tikawilding @just1cye Wait! Are you me?

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@Sucre65764070 @Morris_Monye Difficult keh
It will be Impossible

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@_afunimawobe Please my brr, what could be the problem here?

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@maddugg22 @beckydeniedme Your dm no dey open

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@maddugg22 @beckydeniedme I dey your DM my brr

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@john322226 Talk now

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@FridayyG4ML All these ones wey mention no con too much??

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@_iamhabeeb

[Vino @15x0xx]

And she did it !!!!!😭🤦😂

[Emeka Amakeze @EmekaAmakeze]

Stalking a 14 year old
His life flashed before his eyes.

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

Clove tea is resurrecting dead morning woods while cinnamon and ginger tea are increasing their horsepowers🍀…. Men must be men🫶🏼

[ECHIDIIME MOTORS LIMITED @echidiimemotors]

1. Toyota Camry (LE, SE, XLE, CE)
₦12.5M-₦15M
(Older models cheaper, 2015+ much higher)
2. Hyundai Sonata (LE, SE)
₦10M-₦12M
3. Toyota Avalon (LE, SE, Touring)
₦15M-₦22M
4. Toyota Corolla (Sport Edition)
₦8M-₦13M
5. Toyota Venza
₦16M-₦25M
6. Honda Accord (2010 upward)
₦14.5M-₦18M
(“Evil Spirit” 2008–2012 cheaper)
7. Lexus Models:
🪶ES300 / ES330 → ₦8.5M-₦10M
🪶ES350 → ₦15M-₦22M
🪶RX300 / RX330 → ₦9M-₦14M
🪶RX350 → ₦15M-₦25M
🪶IS250 / IS350 → ₦13M-₦28M
8. Toyota Highlander ₦10M-₦25M
9. Subaru ₦7M-₦15M
https://t.co/DHbdu8bb2y ₦8M-₦15M
(Luxury but less common in Nigeria)
11. Innoson Vehicles ₦12M-₦25M
(Brand new mostly, Nigerian made 🇳🇬)

⚠️ Important Notes
🪶Prices vary based on year, condition, mileage, and whether it’s Tokunbo or Nigerian-used
🪶Exchange rate (dollar) affects prices heavily
🪶Always inspect engine, gear, and accident history

[life is good🦅 @tcheletesog]

This will be long . But , try to read till the end . First of all, 20k profit is low , if you start to repair car you will understand you have to be earning way more than that .

Normally if fuel price is not high you will be making money without even doing offline rides . But , as it is you have to be doing it .

Target 40k at least as your gain (after fuel and commission) . If you earn 35k downward too it’s still okay . Some days you might need to work 11hrs to meet your target bcos there are bad days . But , you don’t need to work that long hours or a normal day .

You have to be very strategic and picky with how you accept orders . When I say strategic , I mean , let’s assume I’m in Ikd and I got order going to victoria island early in the morning , I won’t accept it . Why ? Bcos VI is mostly office area , there is low chance of you getting ride out of there at that morning.

But, sometimes I can accept it if it’s a high surge ride . If I see ride going to ebute metta , yaba , surulere, ago palace , isolo , and some few places, I will gladly accept it cos I’m very certain I will get a ride out of there . Trust me, there is surge almost every time in this areas I mention above . Especially ebute metta.

Island is very overrated Walahi. There are plenty riders there and ridiculous rides . There is surge almost everywhere on mainland. Always target long ride too. It will help you reach your target very fast . Sometimes you might need to go pick a client that is out of your radius, bcos of the money or destination .

Another reason i said “strategic “ . You’re living in badagry , if you’re almost at your target, you should be working towards home . If you end your last ride at Oshodi,satellite town, festac, alaba, it’s still very okay to drive home empty from there . Some times you can get ride to very close to your area self .

If you’re wondering how offline is being done . If you accept an order and you wish to do it offline . Toast the client when you get to the pick up spot . But, first ask them how much it shows they are going to pay bcos some the get 30% bonus . Some riders will gladly accept your offer , some will ask questions before they accept and few will decline .

Don’t put on your Ac every time , some client don’t mind if the Ac is not on . Some understand the fare they give us is low . So , they won’t bother asking you to out it on cos they knw it consume more fuel . But if they ask or insist , you can put it on .

Riders are usually not your friend , is mostly business . But, always try to converse with them and sometimes crack jokes. I mean , it’s part of your job . Some riders will be very generous to you. Some riders will act as if you’re the cause of their problem . Sometimes you need to just keep mute for people like that , most times you need to unleash your madness. You’re not their staff.

You will need to download Indrive , cos omo buruku lojo ti e. If you’re trying to navigate home or somewhere you want to be , Indrive helps better with that bcos you will be seeing list of orders. There are some areas that there will be mad surge on bolt , they will run to Indrive . Trust me , they are just naive cos there will be surge on Indrive too , it won’t just be up to bolt own .

Be consistent and prudent. As times goes on you will understand more . Trust me , you can make 800k to 1million in a month (after fuel and commission) working 5 days in a week and without having to work 11 hours per day . That’s what I make , and I can make more than that if I want to . I no Dey stress myself. Today I was out by 10 am and I was back at home at 4:37 pm .

Lastly , try do this your “plan b” till December, you can make 100k per day( after fuel and commission ) softly.

Less I forget , always try to save 10k per day for yourself. You can be saving 5k for car incase unforeseen issue come up, the saved funds will help with whatever you have on ground . Ire o

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

@Toluwalope83460 @AribisalaSeyi Please also tell him how w CNG cost

[IK3M3FUNA @ikem_231]

Is this how they tweet too? 😂

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

damn i just realized 9-to-5 means 9 days a day 5 weeks a day a week 9 to days a 5 week a hours 9 days

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[🧸 @_y3maya]

wait, una wan punish men by being decent?😭

[lorenzo von matterhorn @_hxmilton]

the curse of a man who has just soapied is very powerful, by all means make sure they don't swear for you🙏