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🇸🇻 // he/him

[︎ ً @ikemike_]

i just want to say thank you to everyone who’s helped me out by listening to this. thank you guys.

and if you haven’t yet
https://t.co/iYp6G94mIu 💜💜

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

me: how was school today

6yo niece: i already told everyone. i'm tired of these conversations. how was school how was school

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I wish the popcorn at amc got you high

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on cinco de mayo

[swinky @swinkying]

went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t be like that your honor

[Poob @PoobYung]

My sister got an ACAB dog bruh he only bark at my step-dad when he in uniform and that's some real shit I'd dap him up if I could

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i miss when rednecks hated the government and cops, now they're bootlickers

[LilSmurf @LilSmurfYT]

I went to a restaurant and there was a kid at another table with an iPad and this was his wallpaper

[BlueJay, Tianqiao Star of #pinkytwt @them_failure]

Friend is receiving prophetic insight

[Alex @midsmoker34]

One of us is 31 years old and tired of getting hurt. I’ll let you guess who

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

Aight he might be back

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

now watching idgaf

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

"ur gender is what's in ur pants" bitch i'm bandsgender 💰🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️