Ike

Have you ever wondered why we seem to be on a bizzaro timeline? The entire reason is that the Cubs won the World Series in 2016. That’s just science.

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

This is a perfect headline

[The New Republic @newrepublic]

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” https://t.co/t0BbbzhVt4

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@ok_bishh If there’s one takeaway from this:

When the next pandemic hits, we’re fucked.

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

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[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

Every time Insee Kevin O’Leary open his mouth, the only thought I have is “we definitely don’t tax the rich enough”

[Umar @umar_xbt]

Kevin O’Leary says he wept when Rolex gave him a watch even its own staff had never seen.

“Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast. Does it exist? I got on my knees and begged for it.”

“The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there.’ And there it was.”

“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. All the dealers from around LA came to see it.”

“For an hour we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. We just looked at it and said, ‘It’s real.’”

“I did, and I wore it. I was weeping. It was mine. I own it. Do you know how many people have that piece? Maybe nobody.”

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@IsThatATitleist @DanClarkSports It is my humble opinion that balls in play are what make baseball fun to watch. Therefore, cutting down on both strikeouts and home runs simultaneously would drastically improve the game.

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@ok_bishh 97%

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@DanClarkSports Or pushed the fences back, but that’s harder to do all at once

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@DanClarkSports I still maintain that instead of the pitch clock, MLB should have moved the mound back 3 feet and deadened the ball a bit.

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

It really bothers me when people argue against a “how” but only use “who” and “what” in their argument.

[yezos @yeeeeezos]

the same people who distilled human consciousness are now declaring that distillation is illegal

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[Daniel Franke @dfranke]

Feels very strange being an American and reaching for Chinese software when I need to avoid censorship.

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

It should be the inverse. The richer you get, the less your vote counts, so as to cancel out the use of your money.

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

Shopify CEO says a “good system” would give 0 votes to those who pay no income tax, while increasing votes for higher taxpayers, capped at 5.

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@N0cturn4lly @DoomerTapes Don’t take your actual phone. Just take the burner.

[Mel Mattison @MelMattison1]

I voted for Trump and liked his moxy, but at end of day, if you’re a money guy like me, you got to admit, he’s fucking everything up. He’s basically a clown show-promoter dumb ass. Plain & Simple.

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@mellowjnr_ Take 1, 3, and 4 off the list and roll the die on any of the others.

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@antirez I don’t necessarily think distillation is a good thing.

I don’t think it’s worth giving a shit about

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@mrmikeMTL Something, human

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@ok_bishh Our school was pretty large so it was easy to not know people that hung with different crowds.

Also I was pretty oblivious and possibly still am

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@ok_bishh My wife and I went to the same HS, one year apart. We never knew each other existed until a few years later

[Ike @IkeOnTweets]

@Noahpinion Tom Petty