Umar

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Kevin O'Leary explains the insane reality of finding a 160 million dollar original Picasso hanging above a toilet.

During a formal lunch at a castle, he found an original oil painting right over the sink. The owner told him her husband used to buy a painting a week for "500 francs whatever it took for his girlfriend and him to pay their rent" because Picasso was broke.

He points out the crazy math of holding "the piece uniques" over time. Buying direct from Picasso back then for hundreds of francs turned into an asset where "That thing's worth 160 million bucks now."

He notes that securing "that original Picasso oil or the original oil Warhol" is where the real money is made.

When you hold those unique assets, "Even though you paid $10 million for it it's gonna worth be worth 25 million 10 years later."

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Hexumlite reveals why you would actually rather have a fat ass as a guy.

He says the most optimal fat distribution to have as a man is to have it stored in your ass and in your thighs.

Pointing out that having shredded legs is useless if you carry fat in your face or neck, and adding that this lower-body distribution is “why girls are attracted to bigger ass men.”

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Hexumlite reveals the exact reason why elite models look better than guys who spend all day in the gym.

He explains that optimizing how you look is “just fixing your flaws” rather than chasing massive gains. Using Francisco Lachowski as proof, he notes that having “nothing that brings him down” is vastly more important than being super jacked.

He says that if you are losing your hair, building muscle is not the answer and trying to increase jaw projection will do nothing.

The only thing that actually works is identifying your specific weak points, whether that is hair or needing to
“reduce bloat,” and addressing them directly.

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Hexumlite exposes the truth about steroid toxicity and explains how on 200 testosterone you're gonna mog everybody on the planet.

He explains that unlike man-made anabolics such as Anavar, testosterone is a naturally occurring hormone.

He reveals he takes HCG to maintain his fertility, admitting his previous infertility claims were clickbait, and firmly states that "test is not toxic to you" as long as you avoid ridiculous amounts.

Even though he recently lowered his own dose to 280 to manage side effects like oil and acne, he promises that running just 200 guarantees insane energy and an enhanced physique.

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Introducing the new Counterparty

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Threadguy reveals how FaZe Lacy perfectly timed the absolute top tick of the Bitcoin market right before a crash.

Checking the daily chart to see exactly when Lacy put all his money into crypto, he is left completely stunned by the horrible timing. "Wow. I don't even know how he did it, actually. I just feel bad for FaZe Lacy."

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Threadguy explains why Michael Bay making a Skibidi Toilet movie proves the entire industry is shifting.

He reveals that the project is actively in development with the director who did Transformers. After seeing a YouTuber movie like "Obsession" hit $150 million day one on just a "750K budget," the formula is obvious.

Threadguy says you see something work once and then you simply "steal the playbook and run it back." His final takeaway is clear: “You're about to see a lot of YouTubers get funded.”

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Threadguy explains how stumbling upon a blocked-off street with "600 to 700 people" watching soccer is the ultimate proof that IRL is back.

A neighborhood bar wheeled out a giant TV for a Champions League game and completely took over the block.

Even as someone who only plays FIFA, seeing hundreds of people screaming together in the street made one thing obvious: "IRL is fucking back."

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Threadguy explains how gambling companies engineered a ruthless infinite money glitch using vintage Pokemon cards.

They buy up the finite supply, put the cards in gacha packs, and let people gamble. But instead of taking the card, players just "sell it back to the company minus 15% and then they spend again."

The company takes a 15% cut every single time, and the cards never hit the market.

"Once they're purchased from the gacha companies these cards never hit the market again."

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Threadguy explains how GLP-1s and looksmaxxing just caused Victoria's Secret stock to catch a massive 40% rip pop.

He points out that the brand basically just killed the woke, crushing earnings and driving net sales to $1.56 billion. But the real hidden driver behind the surge is that everybody's skinny now.

Interesting double side effect of looksmaxxing I never thought about. Everyone is, like, ready to, rock underwear and shit.

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Threadguy exposes the massive hypocrisy in how society reacts to groundbreaking technology right in front of our eyes.

A car legally driving down the street in LA with zero passengers is literal "sorcery" that leaves entire sidewalks of tourists filming in disbelief. Yet, the absolute second that same vehicle crashes or makes a wrong turn, the narrative immediately flips to, "What a fucking idiot. Waymo suck."

The constant goalpost moving proves that AGI is already here, we are just refusing to accept it.