Ike Thurston

mainly satire

[Ike Thurston @ikezilla]

@AdamCianciarulo @cbssports showed me 20 commercials the first commercial break..

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@cbssports why on earth did I just watch 15 commercials in the middle of a live broadcast?!?

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@VitalMX any truth to the Masterpool to KTM rumor?

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I failed to beat the Ace on #ginashope with a time of 0:54.744 playing #madskillsmx2 https://t.co/r2AHYeFOCe

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@pulpmx any word on Anderson?

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@mtbatltrails anywhere I can check status of big frog single track to ride before the race in April? Pls help!

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@GMCBulldogs Can I stream this?

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@kellenbrauer No surprise here

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@pulpmx @vurbmoto @VitalMX do we see Osborne at Kawi for the summer?

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@ro Lol

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@stacycay Only someone with cognitive issues would take this position.

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@pulpmx where is Mosiman next year?

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Key lesson for America to learn from the attack on Israel: we cannot be complacent about defending *our own* borders. If it can happen there, it can happen here. Our own border is near-completely porous right now. The Southern Border is a disaster & I visited the Northern Border yesterday which is wide-open for invasion. Hamas picked a moment when Israel is deeply divided over domestic politics, as we are now here at home. Our own foreign policy establishment has focused on distant foreign priorities while leaving us badly vulnerable on border defense, cyber and super-EMP defense, nuclear missile defense, and space-based defenses. We can’t lose sight of that & should use the attacks on Israel as a wake-up call here at home.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

A nation of sheep breeds a government of wolves.

[Ike Thurston @ikezilla]

@sweatystartup And somehow Southwest is the most efficient airline I have flown..

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@mtaibbi But it will also be confusing when the media gets word that Biden isn’t their guy and they change course immediately.

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@mmomboisse @TheBabylonBee A no brainer

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@taradublinrocks @PeterHotez The truth doesn’t hide. Saying something does not make it true. Put your money where your mouth is and have this discussion. Again, the truth does not hide.

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

5yr ago if I said “kids can’t consent to being sterilized” most people would say, “wtf why would kids ever be sterilized?!” Fast forward to today and you have activists, media, and the WH frothing at the mouth anytime laws are passed that ban gender surgeries for minors.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

The Ukrainian executive of oligarch-owned Burisma calls the audio tapes of his conversations with Hunter Biden an “insurance policy” for his alleged bribes. The payout may be happening *now* as the U.S. sends hundreds of billions in aid to Ukraine to fund a war that advances zero American interests. Fact: The owner of Burisma is a Ukrainian oligarch who was on Ukraine’s National Security and Defense Council. Can’t make this stuff up.