احمد اکرام

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Zindagi me bht ghlt kaam kiye hngy lykn Alhamdulillah kbhi apna comment like nhi kya
#وی_دیسی

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Buys 5 naans
Reaches home with 4.5 naans
#حقیقت

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Zindagi m bht ghlt kaam kiye hngy lykn Allah ka shukr hy kbhi photo caption shairii nhi rakhii😂😂
#دیسی_شٹ

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Facebook stalking is fun unless you haven't liked any comment
#facebookstalkers 😂😂😂

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Pakistan taraqqi kesy krega hmari adhi awaam comment m 5 likh kr jadu ka intezar kr rhi hy or adhi awaam fake ID's bna rhi hy
#sudhr_jao 😑

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Person: Who's your favorite female singer??
Me: Justin Bieber
#iUKWiM

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Evening's tea is just like rebooting the internet device. It doesn't makes sense but it simply works 😂😁

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

A woman can make you Millionaire but only if you are a Billionaire...😂😂
#اچھا_سوری😁

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

**My Dating skills**
She: My parents aren't home

Me: Don't worry they will be back soon

#سٹل_ورجن 😂😈

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

The last drop of urine does not follow the law of gravity unless you shake it well..

😂😂😂
#حقیقت

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

**Watching WWE**
Me: Kya power hy yrr
Mom: Wo raat ko jldi sojaty hn
Wo sabzi khaty hn
Wo hr wqt mob use nii krty
Wo Ammi ka khna manty hn

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

**6 missed calls from Mom**
Me: Ah.. Its fine.. 😏

**1 missed call from Dad**
Me: Shit... Oh God please help me..😨😢

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Jb me koi book kholu mera dil deewana boly solay solay solay.... solay solay solay
😂😃

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Jared leto A.K.A The Joker celebrating 14 August.....
Now haters will say its London premier of #SuicideSquad

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

When she says she hates COUNTER STRIKE
#Me_AF 😈😈

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

**Calls PTCL**
Me: Bhai subah se internet nii chl rha..
They: Shukr kro hamara to parso se nii chl rha
#Ptcl_bc

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

If a guy replies you when he is playing online then you are damn special for him

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

I can think way much better in BATHROOM than in EXAM HALL
#hell_true

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

Its Shab e Baraat not your
Amma ki baraat...

Stop these Crackers... (-___-)

[احمد اکرام @iki_tweets]

My inbox during normal days:
9 messages

My inbox during Shab e Baraat:
900 messages