petty the platypus

spirit. mind. heart.🌺 | not a writer but I dabble.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“Fun fact” Since Roe v Wade was overturned, more women have been prosecuted for miscarriages than men for being in the Epstein files.

Over 31 to 0.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Bro was acting his ass off. He had one scene and made it count

[van ✩ @bieberyson]

kc is an incel, sincere is a pathological liar, corbin’s a colorist zach hates women, this is really the worst group of men to be casted

[Mak @mak_aura]

I hope it passes in EVERY state!!

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

They shooting the messenger, but she ain’t wrong. Dating and sex were heavily demonized in a lot of our homes. We were told to stay away from boys and focus on school. The problem is that relationships are a skill set too and many Black women were prepared for careers but left to figure out dating, boundaries, and healthy partnership on our own.

[Y. @yogits___]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[MYMY @amayajennine]

I love the quote “Too many birds on the ground, and not enough in the sky.”😭😭😭😭😭 bc you ladies really be going for any and everything

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[Nini Dol @NiniDol_]

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

No one, and I mean absolutely no one, should have a lifetime appointment. This should’ve been a thing.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

y’all worried abt APs costing $400. it ain’t gon matter what kinda watch you got on when you ain’t got no mf rights no more!! PAY ATTN!!! go vote omg

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

Can we shift focus to the sheer volume of black people GRADUATING COLLEGE TODAY??? I ain’t seen nothing but caps, gowns, degrees, and TEETH 😭💓

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

No, Rosanne tweeted a racial slur and it's weird you guys keep defending it while also asking us to stop calling you racists

[jamei 🪴 🌱 @hellooojay]

Especially at work

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Asking me is the tab separate or together when you see I’m sitting across from a man… I should hop across this table