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[yourbae @maykhalll_]

orang lain kalo wudhu:
"Ya Allah ampuni dosa2 tangan ku, mulutku, dan seterusnya"

gue kalo wudhu:
"123,123,123,123"

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

1. Steven Sim – Mewajibkan caruman EPF untuk pekerja asing.

2. Steven Sim – Memperluaskan perlindungan EPF & PERKESO kepada pekerja ekonomi gig (Grab, Foodpanda dan lain-lain).

3. Anthony Loke – Pembaharuan lesen memandu & cukai jalan secara dalam talian.

4. Anthony Loke – Pas My50.

5. Anthony Loke – Gerabak khas wanita.

6. Anthony Loke – KTM percuma untuk pelajar.

7. Anthony Loke – Menamatkan monopoli PUSPAKOM.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Mf heard about the fights at Madrid and wants to join in on the action 😭

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

HAHAHAHAH

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OFFICIAL: England squad for the 2026 World Cup!

[slay @nemesis09066]

Genie: you have 3 wishes.

Me: make my friend gay.

Genie: you still have 3 wishes.

Me:

[shugar • @shugarbreaddd_]

Me every time someone I dont even know beats a cancer

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

1st daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian

Dad: Hmm, that's okay

2nd daughter: Me too.

Dad: is there nobody in this family who likes men?

Son: I do

Dad:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Even at finishing second… they’re second 😭

[່ @pxrcyishim]

Overbeaten in April.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[Rex @RexCity01]

Gmail started in 2004
Facebook 2005
Twitter 2006

Meaning NO Arsenal fan has ever emailed.. posted or tweeted

"We are Premier League Champions"

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Doctor: "Good news or bad news first?"

Me: "Good news"

Doctor: "You'll be able to park anywhere you want"

Me:

[Bernardo Silva @BernardoCSilva]

Thank you @ManCity 💙

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Bro: What's your password bro?

Me: IronmanSupermanSpiderman HulkThorBlackpanther.

Bro: Why is your password so long?

Me: It had to be at least 6 characters long.

[Faizal Rosly @ijaicool]

Taulah raya sebulan tapi berapa kali Liverpool nak buat jemputan rumah terbuka ni penat la camni

[Eminent @stayEminent]

Yeah, sex is great, but imagine the dopamine rush from Cristiano Ronaldo clocking 1000 goals at the World Cup final

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Trafford: At 4-0, I was getting bored, so I asked Nunes to give away a penalty… then I saved it.