Eric Schmidt

Husband, father, programmer, nerd.

[Eric Schmidt @iknowthenumber]

@subsonic_flow @NKY_Leftist Neither is Tesla.

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@Ihateadoption Imagine name checking the Crusades as an example of righteous morality to bolster your insane pro-life argument.

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@BasedMikeLee He doesn’t love his kids, it’s not that complicated.

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@BasedMikeLee Gas is up $2 a gallon from before this stupid war, and you think repealing an 18 cent per gallon tax is going to help?

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@RapidResponse47 “I want to be very clear that the only person on this planet I care about is myself.”

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@ScottPresler @LeaderJohnThune

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@Paul70688087 @primediscussion And the kiosk still has the audacity to ask for a tip! Why would I tip when I waited on myself?

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@number_pizza111 Not our fault that the political party composed of the dumbest fucking people on the planet is underrepresented in academia.

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Hey guys, I’m starting to suspect that re-electing the dumbest fucking person on the planet wasn’t a good idea.

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@NancyMace Correcting Omar on her grammar and not the assertion that you’re a raging alcoholic is quite the tell.

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@ggreenwald If only there had been signs that Donald Trump was not on the level.

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@SecWar Get bent, fascist

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@SpeakerJohnson Billions of dollars that we paid for in the form of more expensive goods and services.

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@pickin_pines @SaffronOlive @TomBilyeu @TolarianCollege The Reserve List is holding back power creep? Buddy, you can cast Ancestral Recall in Standard right now.

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@SteaknShake @fold_app “Take care of customers” you mean like making them place their order themselves on a kiosk and then having the audacity to have the kiosk prompt for a tip as if I didn’t just wait on my damn self?

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@WhiteHouse @MariaCorinaYA Imagine being such a little bitch that you have to bully someone into giving you their Nobel Peace Prize.

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@CBSNews

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@JDVance She says “I’m not mad at you” and then tries to leave the scene and he shoots her in the face and calls her a fucking bitch. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

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@WhiteHouse This is insane gaslighting. We all watched it with our eyes and ears.

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@Isaiahh0619 Fun fact: NFL tie breaking procedures are pretty extensive, and have a coin flip as a last resort.