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[𝙸𝚔𝚘 @iko4short]

You can fake an American accent all you want but " literally " will expose you.

[Blossom 🌸 @Suzzy0310]

My dad was dying. Hospice bed in the living room.
No machines. Just him, me, and 73 years of life running out.

I held his hand. Papery. Strong even then.
“Thanks for being my dad,” I said.
“Thanks for being the best son a man could have,” he said back.

Then he smiled like we were 12 again.
“You remember deer camp?”

[𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 @Zayyad_Yazeed]

I lost my job over $20.

Not $20,000.

Not months of stealing.

Just one forgotten $20 bill… and now I’m hiding it from my entire family.

[khendrick🇬🇧🇬🇭! @_khendrick]

He will later become rich and people will be surprised. By this time this is what a mallam has asked him to do 💔

[Jainal Momin @JainalMomin]

My wife inherited a home in 2010 It's been a rental since then. She rents it out for $3000 per month. Net after taxes, insurance, maintenance, utilities and property manager is approximately $2000.

We have a cash offer for $938,000. Value at inheritance was approx. $500k. She has spent approximately $85k on major improvements during this time (roof, paint, water heater, furnace, new doors, bath renovations, water main)

The property is in a high fire risk area, and has a large lot that could be split in two. An investor could add a 3500 foot home and 2 ADU's.

[K.bonsam😈🇬🇭 @BonsamK61401]

A lady recounts how Appiah Stadium disgraced her after she refused to follow him to his room.

But this should’ve been private💔
tedua yi oo🤣🤣🤣

[ひ @yungnstackin]

people have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first.

[Kojo @HerhKojo]

Such a beautiful work of art 😍

[Head Ⓜ️ @Headmetax]

Hey @grok, connect me to everyone who drops active below

Let's get it, legends

[Royce Leelo ESQ ⚖️ @mr_lowry10]

Ruf Ayi’s odds in next season

Me

[Butrous ba 💨🌿 @Butrousba]

You have to be there 😭

[KELVIN SARKCESS @KelvinSarkcess4]

Good morning from this side godfather i beg your boy still waiting for the verification oooo
@djsliming

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A cheating woman will never forgive you for catching her.

[khendrick🥷🏿🇬🇧! @khenYourBoy]

Appaiah Stadium too small fame he want carry eat all the Tiktoker girls make them expose am ei🤣🤣🤣

[United GH @utdman801]

Michael Carrick on Noussair Mazraoui stunning performance against Netherlands

"Mazraoui was one of the best players on the pitch yesterday. And the best bit? He did it after injury doubts all week. That’s mentality first.

What I loved most was his mentality. Big game, world-class opposition, and he played like it was a normal day. No fear, no showboating. Just did his job, then did the next job. That’s what you need from a modern fullback. If he plays like that consistently, he’s a top, top player. Reads the game, technically clean, mentally strong. Exactly the type I’d want in my team.”

What I loved most was his mentality. Big game, world-class opposition, and he played like it was a normal day. No fear, no showboating. Just did his job, then did the next job. That’s what you need from a modern fullback.If he plays like that consistently, he’s a top, top player. Reads the game, technically clean, mentally strong. Exactly the type I’d want in my team.”

[Abefe @naflasco]

My friend have one rule in life: never answer unknown phone calls.

Today, his phone rang.

Unknown Number.

He ignored it.

It rang again.

He ignored it again.

A text arrived:

“Congratulations! You have won $10 million!”

[OFF THARGET @Khofidhestro]

Messi always behaved like this and act innocent, he provoked the Austrian fans and didn’t receive any punishment
FIFA prince 🤴 😭

[Elkanah's PA💙 @KLFC__]

"Leave the motorcycle and come".

Man refuses to leave his motorcycle after being told repeatedly to abandon it to save his life amid floods😪😭

[Carter @RylCarter]

My gf: Babe where are you?

Me: My Dad asked his driver to drop me off at school,what about you?

My gf: I’m sitting behind you in the trotro,don’t pay I’ve paid for you

Na so I take lose um 🤧

[KELJAY🇩🇪🇬🇭 @onlykeljay]

😔

[AnimeZoneX @Nella0803]

We’ve been chosen. He’s family now.
My husband, a literal cat: That’s a snack, actually.
🐭 vs. 🍽️
Who wins? (Spoiler: It’s the wife.)
#ComicStrip #CatCartoon #RelationshipHumor #PetLovers #Cartoon