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Washed Up College Athlete • FL

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

Dear @Eagles,
Thank you.
Sincerely, Duval

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

@TylerJCameron3 is in Jacksonville and didn’t even tell me. Rude.

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

I asked a patient of mine what their best advice for life would be and they said, “Don’t forget to clean your bellybutton.” And I don’t know, I just really felt that. It was incredibly eye opening.

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

I’m moving out tomorrow and I still eat gummy vitamins. I am a child.

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

@Reagan_Darlene I felt this

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

My self confidence is at a very dangerous level after building some of my apartment furniture.

[brybry @bryshaunn]

Y’all I love surprises and being surprised. The way my friends flawlessly pulled this off was insane. I love her. I didn’t even know who she was when she jumped in my arms like I was genuinely shook

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

*Driving in the car...

I need to turn the music down.
I can’t see.

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

I’m famous 🤓

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

Picture this. An athletic brand that promotes people losing their unhealthy weight by making them pay full price for their clothes at the start of their journey, BUT then rewards them at the end by sending them updated sizes in their clothes once they achieve their goal weight.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Could it be...?

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

@Soto21Alex To name a few: the people who pretend to be props and then jump out at you and don’t forget those bowls with the skeleton hand that closes on you

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

Clare said someone is in your life for a reason, a season, or a life time. If that ain't the realest thing I've heard in a while.

[Madison @madison_hogue]

Two people that deeply love God deciding to love Him together. That’s love. Wait for that

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

How do I sign up for one of those blind date photoshoot things?

[miss thang @blackmarketPhD]

ur chances of being killed by shia labeouf are low but never zero

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

@_abbygray4 @r_emmajane I’m gagging just thinking about it

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

@Soto21Alex Thx for the hype homie

[I L A [EYE-luh] @ilameranda]

You have my attention.