Ilana

Badger Alum | Start Up Marketer | Sometimes Writing | Funnier on Twitter than in real life

[Ilana @ilanabree]

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[Ilana @ilanabree]

Whoever decided the speaker has to sit behind the President and face the audience/cameras so we can see all their reactions was a genius #SOTU

[Ilana @ilanabree]

🙏

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

President Biden and I will always protect access to IVF.

[Ilana @ilanabree]

And the crowd goes wild

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

"With all due respect justices" in the room, Biden says, he notes how the majority wrote in the opinion overturning Roe v. Wade, “Women are not without electoral or political power.”

"You’re about to realize just how much you’re right about that," Biden says.

[Ilana @ilanabree]

Honestly Biden only referring to Trump as “my predecessor” is elite

[Ilana @ilanabree]

First joke landed well! #SOTU

[Ilana @ilanabree]

Now they’re chanting “four more years” and it feels like my last Wisconsin game day 🥲

[Ilana @ilanabree]

Honestly the first 10 mins of the #SOTU seem fun. All the Dems are hugging Biden, taking selfies, and telling him how great he is.

[Ilana @ilanabree]

No words.

[Jonathan Allen ✡️ @jonathanallen44]

The Student Body President at UC Santa Barbara was targeted with antisemitic signs on her office.

One threat read: “You can run but you can’t hide, Tessa Veksler”

If you watch one thing today, watch her response:

[Ilana @ilanabree]

Going away with my boyfriend for the first time this weekend and I have yet to tell him I bring my own pillowcase and face towel when I travel 🫠

[Ilana @ilanabree]

My boyfriend told me his hair cut takes 45 minutes?????

[Ilana @ilanabree]

When did we all stop using Gchat?

[Ilana @ilanabree]

One of the thinfs I miss most about the early 2000s is manicures being $11

[Ilana @ilanabree]

So far my favorite part of the Super Bowl was Lauren Dern wearing the Sezane Betty sweater I just bought.

[Ilana @ilanabree]

RT

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

The Superbowl would be a lot better if it didn't start in the middle of the night at 6:30PM.

[Ilana @ilanabree]

Dating me is like:

[Ilana @ilanabree]

So far the funniest part of freezing my eggs is not having to plan my hair wash around my workout schedule like okay I guess I’ll wash my hair tonight

[Ilana @ilanabree]

Freezing my eggs means I’m going to spend the next 2 weeks telling myself I deserve all my fave foods + little presents so at the end I’m going to be fat and broke

[Ilana @ilanabree]

I just listened to 2 people on my Amtrak train to DC chat (and flirt) for 3 hours and was absolutely convinced I was watching a meet cute that was going to end up in marriage. 10 minutes before we get off, he mentions his fiancé 🫠

[Ilana @ilanabree]

Turning 32 is getting a fancy electric kettle for your birthday and being HYPE about it