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[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

I'm eating breakfast at 3.45pm I think today am I in first year again or?

[CNI24 @CNI2410]

Tension on the top table.. #leedsjsocelects

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

I have been out the house for 14 hours today and this is why they say to have all your fun first year

[JT💫 @JoeTempleton99]

Might go as @Stormzy1

[Antoine The Giant @AntoinePierre_]

@MouthDyslexicLT he's talking to you. #shutup https://t.co/x7eJlWTJ3h

[JT💫 @JoeTempleton99]

@Stormzy1 just killed it again #dude

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

Who knew second year Saturday nights would consist of hours of mario kart, backstreet boys and intense pancake making

[Lahav Harkov @LahavHarkov]

Let's just have a general moratorium on stabbing for all humanity, please. Thank you. https://t.co/7qYRNVj19z

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

@HannahNags I'm just sitting here reevaluating my life, what possessed me to book something so stupid

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

All I need after Amsterdam is at least 48 hours of sleep so why do I have to wake up at 6am for 5 hours of travelling to uni

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

I wish this couple would take there emotional argument a good mile away from my window, i have no desire to listen to a crying girl at 1am

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

Paid £10 to my first day of work for missing the bus but I'd do it all over again to be driven by the nicest taxi driver in Yorkshire

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

@MouthDyslexicLT does my ugliness make you feel better about life? Could have just put Jeremy Kyle on instead of public humiliation

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

@MouthDyslexicLT is it though

[Lauren T💫 @Lozzabish95]

Just Remembered @elsbroth got the DJ to do an announcement to me and @ilanahofff "Congrats Ilana & Lauren on your anniversary!" BANTER😂🙋🏽

[Lauren T💫 @Lozzabish95]

Antoine today. @AntoinePierre_ @ilanahofff https://t.co/jFwKhkcxbQ

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

I guess that's the outcome of thinking you're a bouncer and a medic all in one after a few drinks

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

Only went into royal grill last night for a £1.99 pizza & the disco light & end up with a random guys blood all over my hands, classic.

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

@elsbroth fix up, best start catching up with me

[ilanahoff_ @ilanahofff]

It's 2.12am and I'm on my 9th episode of Eastenders in a row and I think now is the right time to question my sanity