Ilana Waters

USA TODAY bestselling author (she/her). Loves snarky #UF superheroes & kick-ass battles. Check out my books here:

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

Fuck yeah!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we need to bring back hoarding books like this

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we need to bring back hoarding books like this

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

Clearly, in my head. :-( (Also the 1st one, obs.) ;-)

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

you can spend a year living rent-free in just one of these buildings. where are you living?

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

GOOD OMENS THREE CONFIRMED I AM OFFICIALLY LOSING MY MIND!!!

[FuckYeahGoodOmens @FYeahGoodOmens]

CAN I HEAR A WA-FUCKING-HOO?!!! 🥳🥳🥳❤❤❤ #GoodOmens #GoodOmens3

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

13 yrs ago today was my first day clean after years of addiction. I should be dead. The world wasn’t done with me, so I decided to fight for a better one.

I’m not special. However bad it gets, you can get here. There’s never been a night dark enough to stop the coming day.

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

Hamster: "Honey, can you grab me a beer? My hands are full."

[Zev Good @therealzevgood]

Today was the day they found him, 25 years ago.

People say "Never forget." That means they have the option to forget.

Forgetting is a luxury.

Some of us don't get to forget, because it could have been us. It could still be us.

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

When people on House Hunters International complain they had to "give up their job" to move to Europe, I want to kill them just a bit.

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

What's really happening is that his owner's stepmother forced him into the garage. Later, goblins sneak in the house and steal owner's baby brother. ;-)
#YouHave13HoursToSolveTheLabyrinth

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Odie. He has one face in front and another in the back. Kind of like Voldemort, but less evil and and twice as magical. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Odie. He has one face in front and another in the back. Kind of like Voldemort, but less evil and and twice as magical. 13/10

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

@Th78133735Susan I see you. Hi! :-)

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

Let's all take a moment to thank Lyra for not giving up on herself--OR the queer community! <3 <3 <3

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Today I’m 38 yrs old. On this day in 2010 I was living on a mattress on the floor of a heroin dealer’s house and had been homeless or in rehab or jail the whole year. Now I get to be on the front lines of the fight of our time. “How strange it is to be anything at all.” /1

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

@mhdksafa You are NOT alone! I (and many others) struggle as well. The struggle is REAL. Just remember: you will have good & bad mental health days. The bad ones will pass.

They may pass like a kidney stone, but they WILL pass. :-P *hugs*

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

"Thanks for posting, @mhdksafa -- I needed that!" --the World

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

"Now look, kid--you're gonna go back in that ring, and you're gonna make mincemeat outta that guy, you hear me? MINCE MEAT."

[Ilana Waters @ilanawaters]

I have owned exactly 3 hamsters in my lifetime and was today yrs. old when I learned this: