🤭captain chaos

23 years old.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

never explaining my attraction to bill nye to nobody else. My freak ain't being matched and i'm not being heard out.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

i'm not explaining myself either wtf

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

i love a fully black man with biracial energy.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

Lee Daniels and Eddie Murphy will pay for what they did to me .

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

BORED FREESTYLE OUT NOW!!! On SoundCloud tho🤭

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

Don't know what he saying but he's saying the fuck out of it

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

a year since Montoya crashed out on tv….CINEMA

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

I'm not on glp-1s I'm depressed and hot girl walking. Thanks for asking tho.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

We been lost the plot but now we losing recipes.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

mfs need to stop fuckin time traveling, did y’all remember this song sounding like this I ain’t tweaking right???

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

I'm ngl I'm kinda scared of being hit on rn. The yns are coming at me real fast with them shiestys on.

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

My album is done.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

Please don't fall in love with me.
I'm mean and horny. I wanna fuck and and if I don't cum imma hurt your feelings.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

I just got hit on by a man In a quarter zip and a shiesty. These two worlds should not collide. Especially not near me.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

I took NyQuil and Robitussin. This is like drinking light and dark liquor at the same time.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

Giggled

[🜲 @HereforVK18]

@CardiStats_

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

Sometimes I look at the men who've liked me on dating apps and cry. It's self deprecating.

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

Do the coke if you want but can you also get in the stu?

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i thought the answer was a tequila sweater but yall talking bout pookie?!

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

BRING BACK MOAN SPACES
#makeamericamoanagain!!!

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

We get on here everyday and read stupid questions.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

[🤭captain chaos @ilanelljade]

If you doing coke get in the studio.
I need some modern disco on my playlist