Ilax Joseph

New Yorker in D.C.

[NY AG James @NewYorkStateAG]

This is yet another action by the Trump Administration to restrict legal immigration into our country.

Denying people a path to citizenship simply because they depend on public benefits is patently un-American.

We will fight back.

https://t.co/0x1ljuF9N5

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

Normal heart rate:

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When @Simone_Biles becomes the first woman in history to hit a triple-double:

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#USGymChamps

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Here's acting USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli saying on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read, "give me your tired and your poor who can stand on their own two feet, and who will not become a public charge."

[bri @bricheeseyy]

My boyfriend literally has no problem making friends with anybody...

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Roman Sabal wore our nation’s uniform for nearly a decade in the Marines and the Army Reserves before being deported.

He should be allowed to re-enter the country for his citizenship hearing.
https://t.co/zSxFR9HZ6N

[Wayne DuPree @RealWayneDupree]

Chris Cuomo claimed calling him FREDO was like calling blacks the n-word

1. FREDO came from a Hollywood movie.

2. Slave masters didn’t called Italians “fredo”

3. Shows you what Cuomo thinks of black people

FREDO was associated with being “slow, and couldn’t be trusted”

[Nobi Hayashi 林信行 @nobi]

Why is the “Save” button on MS Excel represented by the picture of vending machine? (with purchased drink at the bottom)
— a question by young Japanese caught a buzz in Japan

[Fallon Grace @Fallonnotjimmy]

Me seeing that "Iced" is trending

[@DCHomos @DCHomos]

Is this Tulsi Gabbard’s new ad?

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

But I said please, Kid Rock. I said please.

[CK @charley_ck14]

You accidentally washed your MAGA hat with your sheets.

#WhiteNationalistsProblems

[Keighley Cat Care @KeighleyCatCare]

Someone else who is slowly becoming a very brave girl is our lovely girl Ophelia! It's taking us a while, but she's so much more comfortable around people now!! She's around 5 months old and she's been here since mid June. We love her!
#Caturday #AdoptDontShop #rescue

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Amen, Bob. She should be a real American like you, growing up on a six acre estate complete with tennis court and horse paddock, and then bravely adopting a faux “redneck shitkicker” cosplay persona. God bless you, buddy ruff.

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

We are traumatizing a generation of immigrant children.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Walmart removed “violent video games” from their shelves because “they cause gun violence.”

They will not stop selling guns or ammunition.

Apparently, they have nothing to do with gun violence, right?

Stay the hell out of @Walmart. You may get shot.

#BoycottWalmart

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

You removed violent video games @Walmart but you sell actual guns????? Im sorry but im going to have to join the other Billions of gamers world wide & #BoycottWalmart!

[Karine Jean-Pierre @K_JeanPierre]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

[The Advocate @TheAdvocateMag]

Amazing, @chicagosmayor : "I’m not going to be distracted by nonsense tweets from people who don’t know what they’re talking about."#Chicago #IvankaTrump https://t.co/Zq1kc7RUBP

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Gurl, copy that.