Maria

aspirante a twitteira 🌙🍀

[Maria @ildebrandomoody]

@xtinohenri @SamaraGamah 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[CazéTV @CazeTVOficial]

VIVA A AMÉRICA DO SUL!!! 🌎😍❤️

SOMOS TODOS (menos alguns rsrs) 🇧🇷🇨🇴🇵🇾

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[Maria @ildebrandomoody]

@SamaraGamah @kxtuitta oh céus ó vida sim!

[Maria @ildebrandomoody]

@dorafigueiredo @SamaraGamah 🗣️

[Maria @ildebrandomoody]

@BYDAutoBrasil @vaidesmaiar BYD MAIOR MARCA DE ELÉTRICOS DO BRASIL

[Covie @covie_93]

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

[Libertina @libert1nna]

não é possível q a vida seja só acordar cedo, trabalhar, pensar em largar tudo (lembrar q não tem nada) sentir dor na coluna, tomar café e reclamar

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

BELOW: How Chicago feels about kings.

[❤︎₊ ⊹ kirbs @shortandspiccy]

April fools is cancelled this year because everyday is a fucking joke

[a-u-ê @cantodabaleia]

são as crises existenciais de março fechando o verão

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE A NAP AND STILL HAVE A HEADACHE WHEN YOU WAKE UP. LIKE NO I SHUT IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

[Maria @ildebrandomoody]

accurate picture of my today

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

[Dad to the Bone @Dad_2_The_Bone]

Babe. Can we get this

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

“Iran is run by religious fanatics.”