🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻

Shit talker. Wrestling commentator. Sopranos gabagirl. Iron Sheik thirster. But mostly shit talker.

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

No man or bot appreciates an off the cuff live promo anymore. Sad state of affairs.

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

@BasedBattleroid @kojimaicmatters The ponderings of a brain dead homunculus

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

@BasedBattleroid @kojimaicmatters If only, tylexx pussy. If only.

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

@saybruh99x @kojimaicmatters Do you know The Russian that vanished into the Pine Barrens in NJ circa 2001, Aleksandr? Or is your one remaining brain cell wasting my time?

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

@kojimaicmatters @SGrant9393 You’re just mildly annoyed I don’t have a dick and you thought I did. Have a blessed evening, sir

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

@saybruh99x @kojimaicmatters What I actually said was I and the majority of the people on the planet *could* snap it. Comprehension is key, dawg.

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

Oh no, the perverted slobs are upset

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

@theophilus_cmpr @kojimaicmatters That wasn’t the point of the assignment bitch, keep up

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

Idk man, pretty sure I and the majority of the people on this planet could snap your fat whore neck with upper or lower limbs and very, very minimal effort

[Orcbrand's Kojimaic Matters Apex of Media Literacy @kojimaicmatters]

Weird how empowered women just as capable as men need men's protection and are just helpless victims without it. I thought you needed me like a fish needs a bicycle?

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

@xLightsOutx Djarum Black vanilla clove cigarettes and every other answer is wrong

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

I have discovered a life hack for any phone call you’re not dealing with. Accept the call, don’t say shit then hit em with the James Brown OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I FEEL GOOD. I’m gonna burn in hell for the hearing damage, but fffffuck em worth it.

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

Paul Bearer verbally abusing Taker at any given opportunity in the lead up to Kane’s debut was gold

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

@RealDrJaneRuby Praying she’s Hannibal Lecter for your sake, Jan

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

Fingers crossed that’s Hannibal Lecter boarding your flight, Jill

[DR JANE RUBY™️ @RealDrJaneRuby]

Oh. My. God.

Saturday morning 9/26/26
Boarding at Palm Beach Airport

[roro 𒌐 @rorothedxn]

had no idea bloodline nepotism extended to their mistresses

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

If you had real friends they’d punch you in the headship

[lydia_eliza 🌷 @lydia_eliza]

I just find it so crazy that ladies don’t like to admit reality. I’m a normie reformed Christian wife and I know I’m in need of my husband’s supervision regularly. I may not struggle with social media as some may, but I certainly do in other areas in my life.
We need headship.

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

I miss Roman’s congenital teeth

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

IN FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES GO FUCK YOURSELF

[🤌🏻The Don of Parmesan🤌🏻 @ildonofparmesan]

Friend’s wedding photographer messaged me to tell my drip’s too hard, I have far too much aura, they’ll kill me, etc.