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[Weather Goddess⚡️⛈️ 👑 @Colombiana2691]

The way i would have had a heart attack a stroke, and went into cardiac arrest all at the same time 🤦🏽‍♀️😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣💀💀... as soon as I got to Heaven I would have had to ask God what happened to the locust 🤣😂🤣😂

[Eagle Brae Log Cabins @eaglebraeq12c]

https://t.co/iGcQ52lv8f
https://t.co/orT6c4WXyi

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I legit haven’t heard this joke in over 10 years, and it still got me at end.

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

A TUTAM supporter met WANTAM disciples from the Luo community. They greeted him warmly and simply asked him to be a person who can make good decisions.

The man left smiling, but deep down he was doing a software update.

At this rate, we are not waiting for campaigns to start. The election has already entered people’s subconscious.

#WANTAM
#KomboaKenya

[WAᴍᴜʏᴜ😍 @Sesyline_KE]

But why would he do that?

[V K @vkon1]

Who did this ? 😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

See Mumu!!😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

hapa mambo imechemka....

[Anombi @FashionPalace8]

Ruto sijui atajificha wapi jameni
#MainaAndKingangi

[Royal @RoyalplusOZ]

How did Fury collect Avengers blood this man is beyond creditable nobody knows his movement

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Hii nchi mambo na TUTAM ikuwe banned in public l. Ona huku kunawaka moto.

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

With World Cup finishing tonight, I am switching my focus to South America.

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Did he forget he was there to rob? 😂🤣

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Very bad 😂

[Rian✨ @Rianbrian_]

Ronaldo has been seen somewhere disturbing Messi and Yamal fans 😂

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Lived long enough to witness the downfall of Messi & Argentina
Alhamdulillah 🙏🏾😭

[Victor @Vii_boy2]

This is the most complicated video I ever seen 😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kiganjo Boys sleuths pulled off a surprise raid on a house in Ngoingwa Estate, Thika, after concerned neighbors started connecting dots. Rumors had been flying around that some very lucrative extracurricular activities were taking place inside one of the houses, allegedly involving minors.

When officers stormed the premises, they reportedly recovered an assortment of equipment that looked less like household items and more like a Kamasutra exposé... dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, massage oils, and enough accessories to make even customs officers ask unnecessary questions.

A young woman and 11 other suspects, aged between 17 and 30 were arrested during the operation. They are expected to face various charges related to prostitution and related offenses. According to residents, suspicions grew after luxury SUVs kept arriving at odd hours.

Neighbors wondered whether a Cabinet meeting had been relocated to Ngoingwa, only to discover that some senior citizens were allegedly making regular visits to have their transformers serviced and calibrated.

Sources further claim that some clients were operating on two-phase power, allegedly attempting to distribute electricity across multiple departments simultaneously. While some specialized in the traditional center-forward position, others reportedly preferred exploring the entire formation from midfield to the back wings.

In other words, wazee preferred eating young boys Sundus. Residents also whispered that the Sundu connoisseurs were paying premium rates, causing fierce market competition and disrupting the local economy. Milayas in Thika started complaining that small boys in Ngoingwa were taking over their clients.

Economists are yet to confirm whether GDP figures in the area were affected. Since the establishment was shut down, several senior citizens are said to be wandering around Thika looking confused, checking their phones every five minutes and asking if the brothel is back on operation.

Others have reportedly gone into emergency consultations with their WhatsApp groups as they struggle to cope with the sudden disruption of essential services. The investigation continues while local transformers remain under close monitoring. Aki where are we heading as a nation wajameni. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Kids do things innocently you even wonder what to do 😂😂

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

Pole Jaguar.

Are we not reading the mood in the country ama we are vibrating in different frequencies?