Molly

put a bird on it otherwise it's too jazzy.

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

Whoaaaaaa

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

I just want to stay in bed and play the sims.

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

Really need to clean up my Twitter soon because who are half of you?

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

My Twitter is just my Nintendo screenshot dump 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

#NintendoSwitch

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

#NintendoSwitch

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

@Grubhub Whoever came up with the line, “Just like your stomach our search for *item* came up empty.” is currently my favorite employee

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

How does one, as you say, "feel better"?

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

thank you grandpa for helping me from beyond the grave 👻

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

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[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Waiter: Have you dined with us before?

Me: No

Waiter: *suddenly an inch from my face* Why the fuck not?

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

rt to jump in.

ignore to hurt their feelings

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ YES on B&I, NO on 43 @uhshanti]

the Arnold Palmer

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

@goodreads Finishing up a re-read of Stargirl and then I’m torn between starting Legendborn or Every Heart a Doorway 🤔

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

found out today that i shouldn’t have been on my birth control due to my migraines so that was fun and alarming to learn

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

I wish I could die without actually having to die.

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

‘Tis I, Correggio, the lost Ninja Turtle

[Molly @ilikelettuce]

@gofyaselfff YESSSSSS!! They should be on Netflix!

[Thomas Dalziel @ThomasDalziel]

Looking? vacc4vacc no j&j